Caption this pic!🤭

A Cape Buffalo gored you? My *ss! Those are claw marks! You've been tom-catting around with that b*tch from that other pride again, haven't you?

Richard never again told his wife to "calm down".

I have my pride! I ain't listening to your lion anymore!

Get your lazy Leo ass up!!

No YOU make ME a sandwich

I suppose you slept with her. Get out of my life, you man whore!

I suck at captions.

You may be the boss of the jungle but I am the boss of this house,is it clear?

We're lost, just ask for directions, damnit.

"No, I will NOT! Three times in one day is enough! "

“You went and saw The Lion King, without me??!!”

This is what happens when a boy has a terrible return to a womans pick upline in a bar meeting a girl for the first time!

"My mother told me not to marry you!"

I said "NO ANAL!"

Hunting more like lazing it at the watering hole, what am I to feed the kids now
Nevermind I'll do it myself as usual and you're not getting any

You best bow to your queen
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Now go put on that outfit I layed out for you . We are late enough as it is ...

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

You said it was just one beer and you'd be home in an hour... three days ago.

He is being told
If you think your getting it off with me you have another thing coming 😊

Did you kill one of our cubs again?!

so you think shes attractive !

I told you, I have a headache

You want to put it where?!?

Buddies with a mouse? Are you crazy!

Marriage, cause your shitty day doesn't have to end at work...

It's 4:30 in the morning Leo....

It will s three in the morning, you have been on your breath and you want me to believe you were visiting a friend in the hospital????

"More than anything else in the world"

Lioness: "I've been busting my ass for you while I was busting your balls. You just sleep all day!!!"

Lion King: " YAWWWWWWNNNNN.......... There you go babe. that's my roar and back to sleep"

Yes my love

Excuse me?! Just What did you say?! Huh?! Come on your majesty! I can’t hear you! Say it! Say it!!! Ohh ohh ohhh!!

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

OOOOOHHH just out with the guys fishing huh!? so how do you explain all this glitter?????

Let's close your eyes and pretend that you're a statue, may be she will go away.

I'm only going to say this once, don't take the last antelope leg. Now get outta here.

It's your turn to do the dishes!

I wasn’t kissing him, I was whispering in his mouth

All the goid ones have already been used 😊

“Come back home late again, you got a problem with me!!”

I told you specifically "I wanted pink toilet paper" grrrrrr

No Leo,Tampons do NOT make a good Christmas present!

How many times have I told you! Don’t talk about your exes!

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

What do you mean you’re off to the pub ?

Alright, alright I said you can have a biscuit!

You did what? ... With who? ... And they're how old?

"When asking your mother in law for a favor"

@Blondily WHAT THE HELL TIME DO YOU CALL THIS COMING HOME DRUNK THE CUBS ARE IN BED SO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN