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Bobby2905 · 26-30, M
I'm marrying a gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile and a little bit of quesadilla
MellyMel22 · F
@Bobby2905 Missed this comment!

I'm marrying an old one from a bridge.


Mmmm ok. 😒 I'm assuming I'm marrying a troll
Pherick · 41-45, M
@Bexsy Are you implying that I might have bought a bridge just to marry you???

Damn, you found me out...
@Pherick let me think..Mmm. indubitably lol
Pherick · 41-45, M
@Bexsy Well I mean, you are obviously worth a bridge or two :)
SW-User
I'm marrying an old guy who is going to be a good boy 😂
SW-User
@SW-User But ... but ... but I'm already married. Polygamy anyone? Hahaha
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Oh my 😳🤣
Im marrying an adult in the United States of America and I have a great time with my family and friends and the best part is that I have been trained to use the word processing machine..

My predictive text is drunk.

🤷🏽
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@FreeSpirit1 I thought it was going to get kinky until I read “word processing machine”.
MellyMel22 · F
@FreeSpirit1 It def sounds like it could be!
itsok · 31-35, F
I’m marrying an American man and I’m going through the process right away to find out if he has any good friends.

😬
MellyMel22 · F
@itsok Omg 😂
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
I'm marrying an amazing time together and we are going over there

😑
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 to the ER again

😑
SW-User
@Notsimilarreally I think there were a few words missing.
I'm marrying an amazing man, having a great time together, and we are going over there to Italy.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@SW-User you are correct! But apparently my phone wants me marrying a time, not a man!
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
I’m marrying an American man who has been married for over two decades now
Musicman · 61-69, MVIP
@Jenny1234 Lol!!! 😂😂 We knew it! You two timer. Lol!!! 😂😂😂😂
MellyMel22 · F
@Jenny1234 Oh nooo 🤣
I'm marrying an hour of work and I think I have to go to the hospital and get a new one for the next few days and I will be there in a few minutes and I will be there around 10 or so if you want to come over and over again
MellyMel22 · F
@sstronaut Wow. 😳👀😂
Im marrying another person who has been married since the beginning of the year. The end.
MellyMel22 · F
@NoGamesTolerated Well damn 😳👀
@MellyMel22 umhmm
@MellyMel22 see your message please. 😀
I’m marrying an old man who is a very good friend of mine and I have a very good relationship with him and I am a very good person and I am a good friend of yours and I am a great friend of mine so I am a really good friend of my wife and I have been married for a long time and I have never been married and I have no children and I have not been married…

Okay, I quit now 😑
@basilfawlty89 It took my keyboard and some predictive text to realize I am gay 🤓
MellyMel22 · F
@Ghostinthemachine That was so back and forth 😂
@MellyMel22 yeah, AI ain’t so smart
I'm marrying an American man who has been married for over two decades

He must be real rich I guess
MellyMel22 · F
@BeefySenpie Oh my!
SW-User
I’m marrying an American man who doesn’t like me. Lmao sounds about right. 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Many of us got American man or email 🤣🤣🤣
SW-User
I'm marrying an older brother who would be willing to help me get some sleep and it will be fun and it will be a long weekend. If that belongs anywhere it's here in SW
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User That’s for sure 😂
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm marrying an email from you about the collapse of Western Civilization.

WTH?!!! 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@calicuz Now that one couldn’t have been made up 🤣
Elessar · 26-30, M
RIP, I thought it was for real 💀


"I'm marrying an hour or so ago"

Jesus Christ I was drinking back then 😬
MellyMel22 · F
@Elessar Check your outgoing texts, quick! 😂
Elessar · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 https://similarworlds.com/relationships/married-difficult/4545517-Man-tries-to-marry-but-the-instance-is-rejected

😬😬
I’m marrying a famous actor and bassist if I remember to marry him
@Monaschandroff86 it’s true
MellyMel22 · F
RedGrizzly · 26-30, F
I'm marrying an ex that is of a dictatorship and a life I'm trying hard on. My life is different and it's just one more than what they deserve. For you or if I am a mechanic and you don't need me for your benefit.

What the eff. Hell no. 😂😂😂
RedGrizzly · 26-30, F
@MellyMel22 it looks like politics, relationship drama and work was put in a bag and shaken up with a couple shots of whiskey. 😂😂😂
MellyMel22 · F
@RedGrizzly That makes more sense 😂
RedGrizzly · 26-30, F
@MellyMel22 that last sentence of the paragraph looked like it was written by Biden. "Uuuhdonmesswith 'merica or you'll get the benefit."
Ontheroad · M
I'm marrying a woman who is just looney enough to put with me, and robs banks to support the lifestyle we want.

P.S. Doesn't have to be English-speaking. Probably better if she isn't.

P.S.S. Applications by DM only
MellyMel22 · F
@Ontheroad Fingers crossed you find her!
Ontheroad · M
@MellyMel22 Yeah, the problem is that a woman looney enough to marry me would already be confined somewhere😒
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
I'm marrying an old friend of yours who is in love. You can get her a little work in your own action and then you probably have a lot to say. 😂 LOL what?
MellyMel22 · F
@MrSmooTh That’s exactly what I did.
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 Well at least you get a decent citizen. Apparently mine is all about that action with other people. 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@MrSmooTh Yours was all over the place 🤣
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I'm marrying an old lady who is in love with me for the next few months
MellyMel22 · F
@SkeetSkeet Longterm 😆
Musicman · 61-69, MVIP
@SkeetSkeet Hopefully she is rich. 🙂💰💰💰
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
I'm marrying an hour of work and not a doctor but I don't know what to do with it

That was mine lol 😆😅
MellyMel22 · F
@SatanBurger You see, that’s how they usually are for me. SiLLy 🤪
I'm marrying an hour or so or something else.

Let's go with the something else then. 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@NerdyPotato Well I didn’t get to marry an hour 🤨
calicuz · 56-60, M
Many of these actually sound like "AI", before it became smart. 😅
I'm marrying a woman I've never met, with an orange cat and too many hats.
MellyMel22 · F
@SethGreene531 Man.. what have you been texting 😳👀
@MellyMel22 LOL 😅 I think that last tumble...or the rainwater..didn't do my device any good!
SW-User
I'm marrying an old friend who wants to drink some beer.



lol
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SW-User Sounds like a good marriage to me!
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Cheers to you both lol
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I’m marrying an American woman who has been married.
I’m marrying an American woman who doesn’t know how to dress and wear makeup so she doesn’t get to be a part of my wedding 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@Nunlover Well, this should be an interesting wedding 🤭
@MellyMel22 true story right there 😂
solitaire · 41-45, F
I'm marrying a man who loves to travel, loves cooking and house chores, loves gardening, loves pets, is God-fearing and has a ton of money in the bank, pampers me with gifts and surprise trips, treats me like his Queen 😃. When I think of more stuff I'll add it
MellyMel22 · F
@solitaire Perfect!
solitaire · 41-45, F
@MellyMel22 The question is - will I ever find such a man? :(
MellyMel22 · F
@solitaire I hope so 😞🤍
Samek · 36-40, M
I'm marrying an old guy who has been my primary insurance and getting the money xD

Highly amusing since I'm straight but in this economy... Lol
MellyMel22 · F
@Samek Too funny 😆
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
I’m marrying an American woman who is not married and has a daughter who lives with her parents in a small village near the border.
MellyMel22 · F
@Ambroseguy80 And here I thought I knew you so well! 😂🤣
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@MellyMel22 Does this mean I can bring then when I visit? 😜
MellyMel22 · F
@Ambroseguy80 We’ll have to see 🤣
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I'm marrying an old guy who is a deaf woman and is not a good person.
MellyMel22 · F
@DrWatson I hope we don’t text like this 🤣
I’m marrying an American woman who is in love with her husband and has been married for years
MellyMel22 · F
@Guardian 😂
Sevendays · M
I'm marrying an older one of my favorite people in the past few days.
MellyMel22 · F
@Sevendays That’s funny 😆
SW-User
I'm marrying an old friend and she is popular with her family but she doesn't want to know about the tragedy and the monsters
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User That went kinda dark 👀
SW-User
@MellyMel22 yes my phone is trying to be a bigger bummer than me.. Never!
SW-User
I'm marrying an email from my life and I'm not going on a trip with my family to get my life I'm going on vacation with the family for the next couple days I don't have a good evening at home and I'm going on vacation this week and will show you the details when you die 👀
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User This reminds me of multiple past inbox messages that I got here 🤣
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
Octopus 🫣
MellyMel22 · F
@Rolexeo Do I wanna know how that popped up 🤭
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 No, just the tip of the iceberg
calicuz · 56-60, M
Yours was awesome, but I didn't figure you for a church goer. 😅
MellyMel22 · F
@calicuz I’m not. I used to sneak out to the corner candy store when I was in church for ccd as a kid 😶
Angel today
MellyMel22 · F
Fishy · 36-40, F
I'm marrying an email
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
I'm marrying an hour late to be able to get a good night's rest.
MellyMel22 · F
@ViciDraco Makes sense 😂
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Im marrying an older woman
I'm marrying an old man trapped in his head and his eyes are dead.

Suddenly I don't want to live anymore.
MellyMel22 · F
@DrScissorhands But then, how would we have IG vid battles 🥺😭😭😭
@MellyMel22 Mon to Friday on Work Computers 😭😭😭
MellyMel22 · F
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
I'm marrying a woman who dislikes me 👀
MellyMel22 · F
@scooogy Uh oh lol
SUPERVlXEN · F
I’m marrying an American girl and I don’t know how to get her to do anything with me.

Wtf 😤
MellyMel22 · F
@SUPERVlXEN That’s a funny one 😂🤣
SW-User
Well I’m divorced but….

I’m marrying an old lady and she has no clue how I am doing so I’m going back.

Say hhhhwhat?!? 😱
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User You must be going back to let her know how you’re doing!
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
I'm marrying an email to the same thing
MellyMel22 · F
@basilfawlty89 So many of you have turned to emails!
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
I. I. I. I. I am running like hell away from any church alter or marriage! See ya! 😬
MellyMel22 · F
@WillaKissing Can’t blame ya 😆 I avoided it my whole adult life 🤣
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@MellyMel22 Smart lady, I took the dive once. Once was enough, and once free of that one, I said never again.
What is wrong with American men
MellyMel22 · F
@Monaschandroff86 Nothing more than any other.
Pfuzylogic · M
I’m marrying an idiot and i’m going back home with a new one soon as well lol
MellyMel22 · F
@Pfuzylogic 🤣🤣🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
is this guy gainfully employed?
MellyMel22 · F
@pancakeslam Prob not 🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
Asiatic Lion
MellyMel22 · F
@pancakeslam What 😧🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@MellyMel22 🦁💍🤵💒

 
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