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Bobby2905 · 26-30, M
I'm marrying a gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile and a little bit of quesadilla
MellyMel22 · F
@Bobby2905 Missed this comment!
I'm marrying an old one from a bridge.
Mmmm ok. 😒 I'm assuming I'm marrying a troll
Mmmm ok. 😒 I'm assuming I'm marrying a troll
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SW-User
I'm marrying an old guy who is going to be a good boy 😂

SW-User
@SW-User But ... but ... but I'm already married. Polygamy anyone? Hahaha
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Oh my 😳🤣
FreeSpirit1 · F
Im marrying an adult in the United States of America and I have a great time with my family and friends and the best part is that I have been trained to use the word processing machine..
My predictive text is drunk.
🤷🏽
My predictive text is drunk.
🤷🏽
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@FreeSpirit1 I thought it was going to get kinky until I read “word processing machine”.
MellyMel22 · F
@FreeSpirit1 It def sounds like it could be!
itsok · 31-35, F
I’m marrying an American man and I’m going through the process right away to find out if he has any good friends.
😬
😬
MellyMel22 · F
@itsok Omg 😂
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
I'm marrying an amazing time together and we are going over there
😑
😑
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F

SW-User
@Notsimilarreally I think there were a few words missing.
I'm marrying an amazing man, having a great time together, and we are going over there to Italy.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@SW-User you are correct! But apparently my phone wants me marrying a time, not a man!
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
I’m marrying an American man who has been married for over two decades now
MellyMel22 · F
@Jenny1234 Oh nooo 🤣
I'm marrying an hour of work and I think I have to go to the hospital and get a new one for the next few days and I will be there in a few minutes and I will be there around 10 or so if you want to come over and over again
MellyMel22 · F
@sstronaut Wow. 😳👀😂
NoGamesTolerated · F
Im marrying another person who has been married since the beginning of the year. The end.
MellyMel22 · F
@NoGamesTolerated Well damn 😳👀
NoGamesTolerated · F
@MellyMel22 umhmm
NoGamesTolerated · F
@MellyMel22 see your message please. 😀
I’m marrying an old man who is a very good friend of mine and I have a very good relationship with him and I am a very good person and I am a good friend of yours and I am a great friend of mine so I am a really good friend of my wife and I have been married for a long time and I have never been married and I have no children and I have not been married…
Okay, I quit now 😑
Okay, I quit now 😑
@basilfawlty89 It took my keyboard and some predictive text to realize I am gay 🤓
MellyMel22 · F
@Ghostinthemachine That was so back and forth 😂
@MellyMel22 yeah, AI ain’t so smart
BeefySenpie · M
I'm marrying an American man who has been married for over two decades
He must be real rich I guess
He must be real rich I guess
MellyMel22 · F
@BeefySenpie Oh my!

SW-User
I’m marrying an American man who doesn’t like me. Lmao sounds about right. 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Many of us got American man or email 🤣🤣🤣

SW-User
I'm marrying an older brother who would be willing to help me get some sleep and it will be fun and it will be a long weekend. If that belongs anywhere it's here in SW
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User That’s for sure 😂
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm marrying an email from you about the collapse of Western Civilization.
WTH?!!! 🤣
WTH?!!! 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@calicuz Now that one couldn’t have been made up 🤣
Elessar · 26-30, M
RIP, I thought it was for real 💀
"I'm marrying an hour or so ago"
Jesus Christ I was drinking back then 😬
"I'm marrying an hour or so ago"
Jesus Christ I was drinking back then 😬
MellyMel22 · F
@Elessar Check your outgoing texts, quick! 😂
Elessar · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 https://similarworlds.com/relationships/married-difficult/4545517-Man-tries-to-marry-but-the-instance-is-rejected
😬😬
😬😬
Monaschandroff86 · F
I’m marrying a famous actor and bassist if I remember to marry him
Monaschandroff86 · F
@Monaschandroff86 it’s true
MellyMel22 · F
@Monaschandroff86 Yes!
RedGrizzly · 26-30, F
I'm marrying an ex that is of a dictatorship and a life I'm trying hard on. My life is different and it's just one more than what they deserve. For you or if I am a mechanic and you don't need me for your benefit.
What the eff. Hell no. 😂😂😂
What the eff. Hell no. 😂😂😂
RedGrizzly · 26-30, F
@MellyMel22 it looks like politics, relationship drama and work was put in a bag and shaken up with a couple shots of whiskey. 😂😂😂
MellyMel22 · F
@RedGrizzly That makes more sense 😂
RedGrizzly · 26-30, F
@MellyMel22 that last sentence of the paragraph looked like it was written by Biden. "Uuuhdonmesswith 'merica or you'll get the benefit."
Ontheroad · M
I'm marrying a woman who is just looney enough to put with me, and robs banks to support the lifestyle we want.
P.S. Doesn't have to be English-speaking. Probably better if she isn't.
P.S.S. Applications by DM only
P.S. Doesn't have to be English-speaking. Probably better if she isn't.
P.S.S. Applications by DM only
MellyMel22 · F
@Ontheroad Fingers crossed you find her!
Ontheroad · M
@MellyMel22 Yeah, the problem is that a woman looney enough to marry me would already be confined somewhere😒
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
I'm marrying an old friend of yours who is in love. You can get her a little work in your own action and then you probably have a lot to say. 😂 LOL what?
MellyMel22 · F
@MrSmooTh That’s exactly what I did.
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 Well at least you get a decent citizen. Apparently mine is all about that action with other people. 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@MrSmooTh Yours was all over the place 🤣
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I'm marrying an old lady who is in love with me for the next few months
MellyMel22 · F
@SkeetSkeet Longterm 😆
@SkeetSkeet Hopefully she is rich. 🙂💰💰💰
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
I'm marrying an hour of work and not a doctor but I don't know what to do with it
That was mine lol 😆😅
That was mine lol 😆😅
MellyMel22 · F
@SatanBurger You see, that’s how they usually are for me. SiLLy 🤪
NerdyPotato · M
I'm marrying an hour or so or something else.
Let's go with the something else then. 🤣
Let's go with the something else then. 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@NerdyPotato Well I didn’t get to marry an hour 🤨
calicuz · 56-60, M
Many of these actually sound like "AI", before it became smart. 😅
SethGreene531 · M
I'm marrying a woman I've never met, with an orange cat and too many hats.
MellyMel22 · F
@SethGreene531 Man.. what have you been texting 😳👀
SethGreene531 · M
@MellyMel22 LOL 😅 I think that last tumble...or the rainwater..didn't do my device any good!

SW-User
I'm marrying an old friend who wants to drink some beer.
lol
lol
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SW-User Sounds like a good marriage to me!
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User Cheers to you both lol
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I’m marrying an American woman who has been married.
I’m marrying an American woman who doesn’t know how to dress and wear makeup so she doesn’t get to be a part of my wedding 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@Nunlover Well, this should be an interesting wedding 🤭
@MellyMel22 true story right there 😂
solitaire · 41-45, F
I'm marrying a man who loves to travel, loves cooking and house chores, loves gardening, loves pets, is God-fearing and has a ton of money in the bank, pampers me with gifts and surprise trips, treats me like his Queen 😃. When I think of more stuff I'll add it
MellyMel22 · F
@solitaire Perfect!
solitaire · 41-45, F
@MellyMel22 The question is - will I ever find such a man? :(
MellyMel22 · F
@solitaire I hope so 😞🤍
Samek · 36-40, M
I'm marrying an old guy who has been my primary insurance and getting the money xD
Highly amusing since I'm straight but in this economy... Lol
Highly amusing since I'm straight but in this economy... Lol
MellyMel22 · F
@Samek Too funny 😆
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
I’m marrying an American woman who is not married and has a daughter who lives with her parents in a small village near the border.
MellyMel22 · F
@Ambroseguy80 And here I thought I knew you so well! 😂🤣
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@MellyMel22 Does this mean I can bring then when I visit? 😜
MellyMel22 · F
@Ambroseguy80 We’ll have to see 🤣
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I'm marrying an old guy who is a deaf woman and is not a good person.
MellyMel22 · F
@DrWatson I hope we don’t text like this 🤣
I’m marrying an American woman who is in love with her husband and has been married for years
MellyMel22 · F
@Guardian 😂
Sevendays · M
I'm marrying an older one of my favorite people in the past few days.
MellyMel22 · F
@Sevendays That’s funny 😆

SW-User
I'm marrying an old friend and she is popular with her family but she doesn't want to know about the tragedy and the monsters
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User That went kinda dark 👀

SW-User
@MellyMel22 yes my phone is trying to be a bigger bummer than me.. Never!

SW-User
I'm marrying an email from my life and I'm not going on a trip with my family to get my life I'm going on vacation with the family for the next couple days I don't have a good evening at home and I'm going on vacation this week and will show you the details when you die 👀
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User This reminds me of multiple past inbox messages that I got here 🤣
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
Octopus 🫣
MellyMel22 · F
@Rolexeo Do I wanna know how that popped up 🤭
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 No, just the tip of the iceberg
calicuz · 56-60, M
Yours was awesome, but I didn't figure you for a church goer. 😅
MellyMel22 · F
@calicuz I’m not. I used to sneak out to the corner candy store when I was in church for ccd as a kid 😶
Angel today
MellyMel22 · F
Fishy · 36-40, F
I'm marrying an email
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
I'm marrying an hour late to be able to get a good night's rest.
MellyMel22 · F
@ViciDraco Makes sense 😂
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Im marrying an older woman
I'm marrying an old man trapped in his head and his eyes are dead.
Suddenly I don't want to live anymore.
Suddenly I don't want to live anymore.
MellyMel22 · F
@DrScissorhands But then, how would we have IG vid battles 🥺😭😭😭
@MellyMel22 Mon to Friday on Work Computers 😭😭😭
MellyMel22 · F
MellyMel22 · F
@scooogy Uh oh lol
SUPERVlXEN · F
I’m marrying an American girl and I don’t know how to get her to do anything with me.
Wtf 😤
Wtf 😤
MellyMel22 · F
@SUPERVlXEN That’s a funny one 😂🤣

SW-User
Well I’m divorced but….
I’m marrying an old lady and she has no clue how I am doing so I’m going back.
Say hhhhwhat?!? 😱
I’m marrying an old lady and she has no clue how I am doing so I’m going back.
Say hhhhwhat?!? 😱
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User You must be going back to let her know how you’re doing!
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
I'm marrying an email to the same thing
MellyMel22 · F
@basilfawlty89 So many of you have turned to emails!
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
I. I. I. I. I am running like hell away from any church alter or marriage! See ya! 😬
MellyMel22 · F
@WillaKissing Can’t blame ya 😆 I avoided it my whole adult life 🤣
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@MellyMel22 Smart lady, I took the dive once. Once was enough, and once free of that one, I said never again.
Monaschandroff86 · F
What is wrong with American men
MellyMel22 · F
@Monaschandroff86 Nothing more than any other.
Pfuzylogic · M
I’m marrying an idiot and i’m going back home with a new one soon as well lol
MellyMel22 · F
@Pfuzylogic 🤣🤣🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
is this guy gainfully employed?
MellyMel22 · F
@pancakeslam Prob not 🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
Asiatic Lion
MellyMel22 · F
@pancakeslam What 😧🤣
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@MellyMel22 🦁💍🤵💒
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