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If any of y'all are envious of my carefree single life

I just stopped by my local convenience store for a coffee and a donut. Got to cashier and realized i forgot my wallet in car. I run out to get it. Upon leaving the store ( after paying) i trip on the curb and drop my coffee and donut on the ground. 😐

This what you're being envious of, enjoy 😉
That sounds like a reg’lar day for me. Sometimes I like to change it up and either get my purse strap hung up on a door knob or sit a full iced tea on the roof of my car, forget the tea, open my sunroof and drive off and dump the tea on myself.
@Heartlander It is. Once, during my husband’s illness, I stopped at the brand-new IHOP to order the chicken crepes he was fond of. I placed the order then ran out to pick up a glucose monitor he needed.

As I ran, graceful as a gazelle, I turned my ankle on the edge of the new sidewalk and crashed like a chopped down redwood. I think I passed out briefly and came to and found two very nice gentleman holding out their hands to get me on my feet. At the moment, I didn’t want to live, much less get up. By the time I got back to my house I had to crawl up the steps and my knees were so badly swollen and bruised that I couldn’t walk.

For the remainder of the weekend I had to use my husband’s wheelchair to get around. It’s a pathetic couple that has to time-share a wheelchair.
@Bexsy People rarely notice me. They’re used to it.
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
@Mamapolo2016 How could anyone not notice you!!!!
So sorry

I restore you 10-fold

Heartlander · 80-89, M
:) Hmmm??? Maybe it was your guardian angel who tripped you as a way to suggest you slow down just a tad. Coffee and a donut are easily replaced.

There's a Starbucks just a few blocks from here, and I pass by some mornings and count the number of cars in the drive-up lane. The 5th and 6th car back must have like a 10 or 15 minute wait, which I imagine would be excruciating for a coffee person like me. Last I checked, Starbucks isn't as good as my homebrew coffee.
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
The struggle is real, sorry to hear sis. Hugs
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
@Harmonium1923 it’s the theme of the month. 🤭
@Jeephikelove hugs! Donuts don't belong on the ground 🥺
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
@Bexsy definitely not
IM5688 · 61-69, M
Okay Bexsy, here's what you need to do.
You need to forget about the coffee and the donut,
get back in your car and drive home.
When you get home, you're to get back into bed and go back to sleep.
In a few hours, you will wake up and you can start your day all over again.
This time with more positive results.

As for being single,
The right guy for you is out there, you just haven't met him yet.
Be patient.
@IM5688 did, did, did and probably not in this lifetime lol
Teslin · M
Hopefully the shop noticed you tripped and replaced the coffee and donut no charge?
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Oh, I bet you only tell us the exciting stuff, to make us jealous!
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
@Bexsy cool it with the threats
@deadgerbil ok, wheres my vice grips
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil Ouch. And that's why multi-tasking is a myth . .
Lol that could happen to someone who's not single too 😅 I'm sorry that happened though, I would be soo pissed off I'd probably speed away & not even go to another store.
Did you replace your stuff or just carry on?
@ChiefWalksWith40oz i left. I was just done lol
Degbeme · 70-79, M
He let you leave with the coffee and doughnut? You could have kept right on going. 😅
@Degbeme after paying lol
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy Oh damn!
@Degbeme i know :/
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
Are you okay?
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
@Zeusdelight @Bexsy did you take my comment the wrong way? I meant physically okay
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
@Jenny1234 Hi, I thought you were genuinely concerned and asking her about any physical injury. Contextually that was it.

I was just joking around with the fact it could have been her mental status you were asking about and that could give many varied answers:)
@Jenny1234 I knew you meant physically, the bruise is my only injury. Thankfully lol
Ontheroad · M
So, I take it, Lady Grace isn't a suitable nickname for you.
@Ontheroad not in this lifetime
Ontheroad · M
@Bexsy I can relate... grandma used to say I'm about as graceful as a bull in rut🤣
Sapio · 51-55, M
Oh no, so sorry, I hope you went back in and got it replaced.
That’s why I always say coffee ☕️ is just no good for you
Switch to tea 🫖 😊
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
A myriad of talents exhibited here - Well Done!
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
So, your donut now had gravely sprinkles?

Guardian · 56-60, M
But you looked SO graceful when you fell!🙂🙃🫠
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Still counts as cardio
@Zeusdelight I know! It’s shocking, but a large proportion of the world’s population find me resistible. Go figure.
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@Zeusdelight Truer words were rarely spoken, but try as I might I couldn’t talk them out of it. My wings didn’t feather out until college.
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
@Mamapolo2016 The feather-like touch of a Lady:)
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
what kind of donut?
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@Bexsy i'll get you a new one, sprinkles too?
@justlooking2023 no sprinkles
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
@Bexsy i'd get you two. :) (no sprinkles)
Musicman · 61-69, M
God bless you 🙏🙏🙏 I hope the convience store replaced your coffee and doughnut.
@Musicman i just left

Was raining and i was cold and wet and embarrassed
Musicman · 61-69, M
@Bexsy I am so sorry. Did the people working there even see you? If I was there I would have brought you a coffee and doughnut.
@Musicman i don't think so. I was past the window
tenente · 100+, M
there has to be a better way 😂
@tenente felt 🤣
tenente · 100+, M
@Bexsy adulting is hard 💔😭
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