If any of y'all are envious of my carefree single life

@Heartlander It is. Once, during my husband’s illness, I stopped at the brand-new IHOP to order the chicken crepes he was fond of. I placed the order then ran out to pick up a glucose monitor he needed.

As I ran, graceful as a gazelle, I turned my ankle on the edge of the new sidewalk and crashed like a chopped down redwood. I think I passed out briefly and came to and found two very nice gentleman holding out their hands to get me on my feet. At the moment, I didn’t want to live, much less get up. By the time I got back to my house I had to crawl up the steps and my knees were so badly swollen and bruised that I couldn’t walk.

For the remainder of the weekend I had to use my husband’s wheelchair to get around. It’s a pathetic couple that has to time-share a wheelchair.

@Bexsy People rarely notice me. They’re used to it.

@Mamapolo2016 How could anyone not notice you!!!!

@Harmonium1923 it’s the theme of the month. 🤭

@Jeephikelove hugs! Donuts don't belong on the ground 🥺

@Bexsy definitely not

@IM5688 did, did, did and probably not in this lifetime lol

@Bexsy cool it with the threats

@deadgerbil ok, wheres my vice grips

@deadgerbil Ouch. And that's why multi-tasking is a myth . .

@ChiefWalksWith40oz i left. I was just done lol

@Degbeme after paying lol

@Bexsy Oh damn!

@Degbeme i know :/

@Zeusdelight @Bexsy did you take my comment the wrong way? I meant physically okay

@Jenny1234 Hi, I thought you were genuinely concerned and asking her about any physical injury. Contextually that was it.

I was just joking around with the fact it could have been her mental status you were asking about and that could give many varied answers:)

@Jenny1234 I knew you meant physically, the bruise is my only injury. Thankfully lol

@Ontheroad not in this lifetime

@Bexsy I can relate... grandma used to say I'm about as graceful as a bull in rut🤣

@Mamapolo2016 The feather-like touch of a Lady:)

@Zeusdelight They named Smoothies after you, didn’t they?

@Mamapolo2016 I am Blushing now - A Strawberry-Mango type blush:)

@Bexsy i'll get you a new one, sprinkles too?

@justlooking2023 no sprinkles

@Bexsy i'd get you two. :) (no sprinkles)

@Musicman i just left

Was raining and i was cold and wet and embarrassed

@Bexsy I am so sorry. Did the people working there even see you? If I was there I would have brought you a coffee and doughnut.

@Musicman i don't think so. I was past the window

@tenente felt 🤣

@Bexsy adulting is hard 💔😭