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If any of y'all are envious of my carefree single life

I just stopped by my local convenience store for a coffee and a donut. Got to cashier and realized i forgot my wallet in car. I run out to get it. Upon leaving the store ( after paying) i trip on the curb and drop my coffee and donut on the ground. 😐

This what you're being envious of, enjoy 😉
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That sounds like a reg’lar day for me. Sometimes I like to change it up and either get my purse strap hung up on a door knob or sit a full iced tea on the roof of my car, forget the tea, open my sunroof and drive off and dump the tea on myself.
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
@Mamapolo2016 But you are at pro level:)
Heartlander · 80-89, M
@Mamapolo2016

I once did that with a cell phone. Checking messages while pumping gas, then putting the phone on the car roof while completing the pumping and paying, then driving off. 20 miles later, I'm home, and when I closed the car door there it was. My phone! Driving off sent it flying back, across the roof, where it lodged against one of the anchors of the overhead roof rack. I guess the 70 mph drive forced it to lock into the only crevice possible. Everything considered, statistically but a .0001% chance compared to a 99.9999 % chance of it just flying off, never to be seen again.

Life is funny that way :)
@Mamapolo2016 so me! Or like how the side of my jacket gets caught on door knobs or things and jerks me making me drop everything and people stop and stare
@Zeusdelight Yes. I am iconic in the realm of doofus-dom.
@Heartlander It is. Once, during my husband’s illness, I stopped at the brand-new IHOP to order the chicken crepes he was fond of. I placed the order then ran out to pick up a glucose monitor he needed.

As I ran, graceful as a gazelle, I turned my ankle on the edge of the new sidewalk and crashed like a chopped down redwood. I think I passed out briefly and came to and found two very nice gentleman holding out their hands to get me on my feet. At the moment, I didn’t want to live, much less get up. By the time I got back to my house I had to crawl up the steps and my knees were so badly swollen and bruised that I couldn’t walk.

For the remainder of the weekend I had to use my husband’s wheelchair to get around. It’s a pathetic couple that has to time-share a wheelchair.
@Bexsy People rarely notice me. They’re used to it.
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
@Mamapolo2016 How could anyone not notice you!!!!