I want to lean in close and whisper softly in your ear,' hey there bud. You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.'

I had a sock stuck out the back of my trousers the other day. I didn't realise I untill my Dad pointed it out. I had looked vehemently for that sock. It's a good thing I didn't go out.😳

And I lean back and say "Yeah, I know and I was just waiting for my girlfriend to tell me" pucker up girlie!

darling...do you ever sleep

Does my hair smell good though 😌

😂😂

As long as it's not hanging out my pants

I was wondering where that piece went.

NEVER HAPPENED...er... NEVER HAPPENS!

Poor guy.....did you tell him?

Nope, I looked 😂