Humor me, and take this seriously. Pretend SW is a dating app and you are fighting for your life to be seen. What would your profile say? Describe

yourself/situation/soul in grand detail. And please don't just complain that SW is the last place you would go to find a date

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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

Okay, what the hell.

Single, middle-aged white guy who likes horror movies, video games, RPGs, and fishing. I have a great sense of humor, and I love to cook. Full of surprises.