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i was back in the mid 70s....not so much anymore
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swirlie 路 31-35, F
@beermeplease
Are you the one on the right or the left?
Are you the one on the right or the left?
beermeplease 路 M
@swirlie that's not very nice 馃槨
swirlie 路 31-35, F
@beermeplease
I went for a job interview when I was 18. Along with the application form, they requested that I attach a photo of myself for their records to aid in the employee selection process.
The photo I attached to the application form was me standing alongside a fence line beside a horse that was grazing in the field behind me. I was feeding the horse a carrot from a bag and both me and the horse were smiling for the camera.
My employer asked me during the interview, which one was me.. the one on the left or the right? I told him that I was the one eating the carrot. The interview ended right there and he hired me!
I went for a job interview when I was 18. Along with the application form, they requested that I attach a photo of myself for their records to aid in the employee selection process.
The photo I attached to the application form was me standing alongside a fence line beside a horse that was grazing in the field behind me. I was feeding the horse a carrot from a bag and both me and the horse were smiling for the camera.
My employer asked me during the interview, which one was me.. the one on the left or the right? I told him that I was the one eating the carrot. The interview ended right there and he hired me!
BigImo 路 22-25, F
God owed me a favour [image]
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itsok 路 31-35, F
I can鈥檛 help itttttt
reubles 路 41-45, M
Parents were buttons
Degbeme 路 70-79, M
Thevy29 路 41-45, M
It鈥檚 dark in here
HumanEarth 路 56-60, F
Because I look great in a womans swim bikini set, plus it can be funny to.
HumanEarth 路 56-60, F
Specially that hot pink one I show all the time on here.
I have to retire that one. Its worn out, now.
I need something new for this summer.
Any ideas
I have to retire that one. Its worn out, now.
I need something new for this summer.
Any ideas
Coralmist 路 41-45, F
@HumanEarth Hmm I love a black one piece personally
HumanEarth 路 56-60, F
I do to, but it gotta have sparkle or something to get attention.
Trust me, I got a ton of free stuff wearing the pink one.
Hell, I might even be YouTube or TikTok or something like that with all the attention a bearded man in a bikini gets.
It's like a famous or something
Trust me, I got a ton of free stuff wearing the pink one.
Hell, I might even be YouTube or TikTok or something like that with all the attention a bearded man in a bikini gets.
It's like a famous or something
Zaphod42 路 46-50, M
Show me this button I鈥檓 being by compared to? 馃え
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Mudkip 路 31-35, M
I'm an ugly button lol
Guardian 路 56-60, M
I was born this way!
saragoodtimes 路 F
I'm not, just sew sew
DiegoWolfe 路 36-40
I ain't no button!!!!
legalboxers 路 M
not anymore.
IndianaJoes 路 M
I don't know if I'm as cute as a button but I'm probably as cute as a cue ball with eyeballs.
TexChik 路 F
If you hear that, you know you are in the South!
MsRose 路 F
Hehe I haven鈥檛 heard that one in a while!
JoyfulSilence 路 46-50, M
No, but I am as chipper as a zipper!
Lilnonames 路 F
A block button 馃槃
Sojournersoul 路 M
@Lilnonames Your arm will get tired.
Lilnonames 路 F
@Sojournersoul hasn't in 14 years
Sojournersoul 路 M
@Lilnonames I know. Going strong.