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Elessar · 26-30, M
Still a better love story than Twilight
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
To be fair, the hippo didn't eat him...
https://www.opindia.com/2021/06/mauris-els-hippo-ate-owner/
https://www.opindia.com/2021/06/mauris-els-hippo-ate-owner/
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@ViciDraco Guess the hippo doesn't believe in that whole eat what you hunt ethic?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
A hippo's got to do what a hippo's got to do, right?
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MoonMoon · F
@ChipmunkErnie thats why it says mammals... otherwise snake bites or diseases transmitted by insects would be number one
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@MoonMoon Ooops, missed the "mammals". People tend to think of crocs as the big killers in African waters, but it's hippos. BUT, just to be picky, I'll say the biggest mammalian killer of human beings is human beings. ;)
MoonMoon · F
@ChipmunkErnie fair enough about humans
Matt85 · 36-40, M
Ah that sucks.
Amylynne · 26-30, F
you just cant BE nice to some people
hippos kill more pople in Africa that any other animal
the very FIRST Pharaoh of all Egypt was killed by a hippo
hippos kill more pople in Africa that any other animal
the very FIRST Pharaoh of all Egypt was killed by a hippo
Neoerectus · M
People just dont GET the concept of a WILD animal with survival instincts.
SW-User
Quite the turn of events that circle of life
Pretzel · 61-69, M
no good deed goes unpunished
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
the world is full of idiots that think any wild animal can be domesticated, many of which get gored/mauled by thinking they can walk up to a bear, lion, etc. and pet it... 🤔
Lostpoet · M
To be honest that hippo doesn't look to happy with him riding on his back he should have seen the warning signs.
wetncthru · F
Hypothetically(!) he should have been more aware.
wetncthru · F
What was the dinner ... Hippo-pot-bad-luck?
SW-User
Unlikely, seeing as hippos are herbivores, still...
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Mother nature can be brutal
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
That is true love
SW-User
Happily everafter
HannahSky · F
It's only natural
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Shit Happens
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
FAFO
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Seriously, don't fuck with hippos. Yes, they're cute, but so are grizzly bears.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
That's the most adorable story I've ever read.