What a heartwarming sto... wait what ?

MoonMoon · 2022-12-06T16:41:54-05:00

Aww - What a heartwarming sto... wait what ? (29 replies).

Elessar · 31-35, M

Still a better love story than Twilight

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

To be fair, the hippo didn't eat him...

https://www.opindia.com/2021/06/mauris-els-hippo-ate-owner/

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

A hippo's got to do what a hippo's got to do, right?

Amylynne · 31-35, F

you just cant BE nice to some people
hippos kill more pople in Africa that any other animal
the very FIRST Pharaoh of all Egypt was killed by a hippo

Neoerectus · M

People just dont GET the concept of a WILD animal with survival instincts.

SW-User

Quite the turn of events that circle of life

Pretzel · 70-79, M

no good deed goes unpunished

Lostpoet · M

To be honest that hippo doesn't look to happy with him riding on his back he should have seen the warning signs.

SW-User

Unlikely, seeing as hippos are herbivores, still...

wetncthru · F

What was the dinner ... Hippo-pot-bad-luck?

wetncthru · F

Hypothetically(!) he should have been more aware.

dale74 · M

Sounds like marriage

vetguy1991 · 56-60, M

Mother nature can be brutal

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

That is true love

SW-User

Happily everafter

SW-User

It's only natural

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

Shit Happens

Matt85 · 41-45, M

Ah that sucks.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

FAFO

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

the world is full of idiots that think any wild animal can be domesticated, many of which get gored/mauled by thinking they can walk up to a bear, lion, etc. and pet it... 🤔

LordShadowfire · 51-55, M

That's the most adorable story I've ever read.

LordShadowfire · 51-55, M

Seriously, don't fuck with hippos. Yes, they're cute, but so are grizzly bears.