Tell me funny ways to answer the telephone?

Back in the 1960s I knew a girl who'd answer the phone, "ABC Abortions -- you make 'em, we rake 'em, no fetus can beat us."

I like saying "avon calling" or from a tv series i used to watch "yea what" that was before caller id and cellphones Have a great day

WHAT?!!!

Hello, Battersea dogs home, Jack Russel speaking

Happy endings massage. No job too small.

I troll my uncle sometimes by just answering "NO!" and then hanging up...

but then he calls me back anyway 😂

Hello, this is me is that you?

Pony Express Office! Horse speaking!

Road Kill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it.

"Child Protective Services. You beat 'em, we treat 'em."

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