Tell me funny ways to answer the telephone?

Here is one to get you going.

Human's Sperm bank. You smack it, we pack it. How can I direct your call?

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Fishy · 36-40, F

I troll my uncle sometimes by just answering "NO!" and then hanging up...

but then he calls me back anyway 😂