Leave & let her pay for her own food 😂

I'd call her out for being on her phone.
As for the food. We eating that together

My first date would not be at a restaurant with wooden bench seats with dirty stucco walls, or menus on cell phones.

But to answer the question you asked. I would look at that order and figure that she has plans to pack on maximum density which I am not into at all; be polite and pay for the diner eat and leave without seeking a second date. I am not into thick women and thank her mentally for the heads up save!

I would be a gentleman and pay the check, shake her hand, thank her for her time, and walk out and not look back. 😎

I'll be right back..................bye

I’m gunna be impressed if she cleans that plate

Guess it’s our first and only

Buy her a lot of toilet paper.

Is it a crime to eat and look at your phone... I'm confused

I say I'm leaving, pay for this yourself.

It's not the amount of food. It's the cellphone.

I don't own one so I don't understand the need to be on them all the time. She could've just left the phone in the car for the date or left it at home.

That looks good - I bet she can't eat all that though

Excuse myself, and keep walking out that door

Uhh bye bye 👋

[wow, 😳

Dutch at this point

Start texting her pics of her food and every time she takes a bite

Excuse myself to wash my hands and quietly slip out the front door.

I'd still get the bill but we'd go our separate ways once it was paid.

Looks like Admirals Feast from Red Lobster hope you get your moneys worth!!

I think I might have lost my wallet somewhere.

Get up and run

Wut the f?!?🤣🤣

The toilet 😳

I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and then slip out the back, leaving her with the tab and in need of a ride.

Leave her alone, she's busy and hungry

I’m gettin a take out box and fill it while she is on the phone. Conveniently have to use the restroom and outta there. LOL

Thank her for an interesting evening, and politely leave. Don't call her again.

Ask her if she is paying for both of us, or just herself.

🫤Yeah just show me to the kitchen so I can get started on those dishes 🤦‍♂️😂

Well first date = last date I think in that case.

Run like hell

She's paying for it too then

☎️ 911 😯📞....😫🚑

Wouldn't have time to order on the phone, since she wouldn't know where. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Good restaurant's never take phone orders. Heck most require a reservation.

BYE!!

Leave

Split the bill and head home, alone.

Flee from the bathroom window

Sneak out the side door and run?

Oh wow!!! Thats too much of fried stuff at onr sitting. I would pack it all up for laters.

Fake a heart attack and ask @SW-User to come get me.

look under the table to see how huge her as$ is

order her some frog legs. heat miss piggy loves them

Run like hell.

I am allergic to shellfish so bye 👋🏻