If I was sent to prison.....

@WonderGirl I knew I shouldn't have left those plans around

@Silentpleasure My point exactly!
I would say follow your nose.

@Pfuzylogic Yeah but the vent system.....oh you almost tricked me

@Silentpleasure
*sneaks you some very appetizing cinnamon incense*

@SW-User Awww thank you but is it really a crime?

@FreeSpirit1 Its not my fault they look over my 8 foot privacy fence :P

@tallpowerhouseblonde Attacking an officer with foul intent :D

@Silentpleasure 😒

@ShepherdBard You haven't even tried your cooch hand bag yet?

@Silentpleasure 😶

@pride49

I'd pay to see something like that. 😎😅

@pride49 Crisco is far better just fyi 😂

@mindstruggle

@Silentpleasure
Want to team up?

@mindstruggle

@EndlessHorizon Prison for that?

@Silentpleasure repeat offender

@EndlessHorizon Fair enough lol

@Japrost Harsh penalty for a mild crime

@Silentpleasure yes

@TurtlePink Yeah this is very possible lol

@Silentpleasure a few things, but it was that escort service employing all those fake righteous suburban moms that did it - bad luck one of your best woman was the sheriffs wife. They get angry about that kind of thing.

@DownTheStreet Well she was my best earner......

@ShiftingGears Its a victimless crime :P

@Fentonisfree Not my fault you had the super limited edition ones 🙄

@Nightwings Oh drinking and SW is a dangerous combo! You should come sleep it off at my place 🤗

@Nightwings Oh I have a really awesome recliner couch or you could always go for the bean bag chair :D

@OldMan70 Just know we are changing out hours as of tomorrow!

@Silentpleasure 😏

@GeistInTheMachine We have ways of making you talk!

@Silentpleasure Kinky... 🌚

@MasterLee Not too far off from the truth lol.

@HijabaDabbaDoo Well I did forget your extra sauce for those chicken tenders :(

@Panamared Must have been some serious sex to be sent to prison! lol

@Roundandroundwego Figures I would get locked up for nothing I did

@SW-User Awww how sweet!

@dirge I see what you did there! 🤣

@OlderSometimesWiser I can neither confirm nor deny 🤣

@GuyWithOpinions But prison?

@Silentpleasure 🤷‍♂️ you can go to prison for anything these days

@GuyWithOpinions Fair enough!

@calicuz Not a bad idea actually!

@calicuz But I can see the future :P

@Livingwell But I would be pardoned for a reasonable reaction 😅

@Heartlander Oh that is a good one!

@Silentpleasure What a fight that would be.

@jeancolby Just keep her in that head lock and I will handle the rest of her :D

@Montanaman Just call me mint jelly because I would be on the lamb!

@Flenflyys OMG Just like Wayne :D

@Houdini

@Silentpleasure lol 😂

@in10RjFox She had it coming :D

@Silentpleasure like hotel California.. he could check out any time but he could never leave..

@DunningKruger Would have been in prison years ago 😘

@Silentpleasure The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.

@allygator18 Awwww aren't you just precious :D

@SarahConnorT800 I am thinking the later caused the first

@Silentpleasure most likely but they’ll never find me

@MrSmooTh Mess around and find out lol

@FeetAreFantastic 🤮 Yeah not me......wouldn't be caught dead in them

@Silentpleasure Good!!

@empanadas Woot......the assassin in me smiles lol

@NativePortlander1970 What stalker? 😂

@Silentpleasure Exactly ;)