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Conspiracy to commit pleasure. 🤗
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@WonderGirl I knew I shouldn't have left those plans around
FreeSpirit1 · F
Flashing the neighbors
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@FreeSpirit1 Its not my fault they look over my 8 foot privacy fence :P
pride49 · 31-35, M
For slathering yourself in butter and squeezing into people's houses through the basement window
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@pride49 Crisco is far better just fyi 😂
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
Farting in the back of a police car while intoxicated.The police had to wear protective masks.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@tallpowerhouseblonde Attacking an officer with foul intent :D
Pfuzylogic · M
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Pfuzylogic · M
@Silentpleasure My point exactly!
I would say follow your nose.
I would say follow your nose.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic Yeah but the vent system.....oh you almost tricked me
Pfuzylogic · M
@Silentpleasure
*sneaks you some very appetizing cinnamon incense*
*sneaks you some very appetizing cinnamon incense*
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Stealing my pringles
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard You haven't even tried your cooch hand bag yet?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
SW-User
Being too gorgeous
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@SW-User Awww thank you but is it really a crime?
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Panamared · 70-79, M
Public sex
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Panamared Must have been some serious sex to be sent to prison! lol
jeancolby · 31-35, F
Aiding and abetting me smother out wonder woman.
jeancolby · 31-35, F
@Silentpleasure What a fight that would be.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@jeancolby Just keep her in that head lock and I will handle the rest of her :D
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HypnoChode · 46-50, M
Public indecency.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@HypnoChode Prison for that?
HypnoChode · 46-50, M
@Silentpleasure repeat offender
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@HypnoChode Fair enough lol
Fentonisfree · 51-55, M
Stealing my spice girls cd collection. 🎶
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Fentonisfree Not my fault you had the super limited edition ones 🙄
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
Your only crime is serving💁🏽♀️
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@HijabaDabbaDoo Well I did forget your extra sauce for those chicken tenders :(
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Nuking SW
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Silentpleasure
Want to team up?
Want to team up?
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
High speed chase
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@TurtlePink Yeah this is very possible lol
Japrost · 41-45, M
Flashing
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Japrost Harsh penalty for a mild crime
Japrost · 41-45, M
@Silentpleasure yes
Too sexyyyyy! lol
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Blake10Exe Awww how sweet!
PRAISE30 · 26-30
😂 lol hahahahaha,,,, lol,,,, prisoners want to get out of prison,,,, and people want to ...... lol😂.... i would love to see 1 hour movie in which you run away from prison,
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Judging from your profile, probably walking around with no pants.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@GuyWithOpinions But prison?
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure 🤷♂️ you can go to prison for anything these days
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@GuyWithOpinions Fair enough!
Heartlander · 80-89, M
For being a whistle blower who embarrassed a Democrat office holder :)
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Heartlander Oh that is a good one!
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Some kind of silent pleasure
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Silentpleasure a few things, but it was that escort service employing all those fake righteous suburban moms that did it - bad luck one of your best woman was the sheriffs wife. They get angry about that kind of thing.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@DownTheStreet Well she was my best earner......
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Roundandroundwego · 61-69
Profits. Making you useful to the business of incarceration.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Roundandroundwego Figures I would get locked up for nothing I did
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Conspiracy.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure Kinky... 🌚
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@OldMan70 Just know we are changing out hours as of tomorrow!
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Assault because I ate your dessert.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Livingwell But I would be pardoned for a reasonable reaction 😅
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Failure to pay taxes on ice cream
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@MasterLee Not too far off from the truth lol.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Being too damn fabulous.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@DunningKruger Would have been in prison years ago 😘
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@Silentpleasure The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.
Stalking Hugh Jackman. 😥
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@OlderSometimesWiser I can neither confirm nor deny 🤣
Loud discomfort
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@stound I see what you did there! 🤣
Houdini · 56-60, M
Kidnapping me
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Houdini · 56-60, M
@Silentpleasure lol 😂
calicuz · 56-60, M
Fortune teller scam.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@calicuz But I can see the future :P
calicuz · 56-60, M
Bank robbery. 🤷♂️
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@calicuz Not a bad idea actually!
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
being too sexy. then you would dance out of it to the tune of I'm Too Sexy.
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Wearing Crocs
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@FeetAreFantastic 🤮 Yeah not me......wouldn't be caught dead in them
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@Silentpleasure Good!!
Knocking out a stalker
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@NativePortlander1970 What stalker? 😂
@Silentpleasure Exactly ;)
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Flenflyys OMG Just like Wayne :D
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Montanaman Just call me mint jelly because I would be on the lamb!
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@MrSmooTh Mess around and find out lol
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@in10RjFox She had it coming :D
in10RjFox · M
@Silentpleasure like hotel California.. he could check out any time but he could never leave..
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@SarahConnorT800 I am thinking the later caused the first
SarahConnorT800 · F
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@empanadas Woot......the assassin in me smiles lol
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShiftingGears Its a victimless crime :P
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Nightwings Oh drinking and SW is a dangerous combo! You should come sleep it off at my place 🤗
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Nightwings Oh I have a really awesome recliner couch or you could always go for the bean bag chair :D
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@allygator18 Awwww aren't you just precious :D