It's so hot out! How hot is it?

not as hot as me

Todays heat index is somewhere between ‘OMG’ and ‘WTF’ here in SE Texas!

It's so hot I saw a funeral procession go through a Dairy Queen drive through.

It's so hot I'm not sweating, I'm steaming

True story

That is hot 😊

Reminds me of the days of yesteryear, as popularised by the Lone Ranger and his faithful sidekick Tonto, when the range was fresh and free, and all the hens laid fresh free-range eggs

We've been having 3 weeks (so far) of temperatures of mid late 30s

Struggling to get to 20 degrees here.
In Summer.
And it's a wet spell.

Gosh that must be painful. Give 'em some prune juice?

It’s turned super wet here in the UK!

The steaks are overcooked even though the cow is still alive.