Best Joke gets Best Comment

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde,
"I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499.
Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word.
She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.
Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks,
"How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?"
The redhead replies,
"She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

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A man is walking through his local mall and notices a Mexican book store.
He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"
The clerk replies, "F*ck you, get out, stay out!" The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"

Boudreaux and Thibodaux’s friend, Pierre, died in a fire. Having no family in the area, the coroner called Boudreaux and Thibodaux to come identify the body. Boudreaux came in first. He looked over the body carefully and told the coroner “I don’t know. Flip him over.”
It was an odd request, but the coroner did as he was asked. Boudreaux looked at the body’s backside and said confidently “Nope, that’s not Pierre.”
A little while later, Thibodeaux came in. The coroner pulled the body back out, Thibodeaux looked it over and said “ Flip the body over, would you?” So once again, the body was flipped over. Thibodeaux looks it over and says “Nah, that’s not Pierre.”
The coroner was too curious at that point and asked “How can you know it’s not him from looking at him from behind?”
“It’s easy,” Thibodeaux replied “old Pierre got two anuses.”
The coroner was floored. “Two anuses? How did you know?!” He exclaimed.
“I guess everyone knew.” Thibodeaux said, thinking. “Because every time me, him and Boudreaux would go into town, people would say ‘There’s Pierre with them two ass holes!”

I usually can recall a joke or two but at the moment I just can't think of one, so here's a few memes instead.

After analysing the comment section for hours and hours, days and days looking at some great and shit jokes. I have finally found the best joke in the comment section. And the award goes to @Gusman.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a GPS ??

A Navi-Gator !!

chaplin?