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Straylight · 31-35, F
Boudreaux and Thibodaux’s friend, Pierre, died in a fire. Having no family in the area, the coroner called Boudreaux and Thibodaux to come identify the body. Boudreaux came in first. He looked over the body carefully and told the coroner “I don’t know. Flip him over.”
It was an odd request, but the coroner did as he was asked. Boudreaux looked at the body’s backside and said confidently “Nope, that’s not Pierre.”
A little while later, Thibodeaux came in. The coroner pulled the body back out, Thibodeaux looked it over and said “ Flip the body over, would you?” So once again, the body was flipped over. Thibodeaux looks it over and says “Nah, that’s not Pierre.”
The coroner was too curious at that point and asked “How can you know it’s not him from looking at him from behind?”
“It’s easy,” Thibodeaux replied “old Pierre got two anuses.”
The coroner was floored. “Two anuses? How did you know?!” He exclaimed.
“I guess everyone knew.” Thibodeaux said, thinking. “Because every time me, him and Boudreaux would go into town, people would say ‘There’s Pierre with them two ass holes!”
It was an odd request, but the coroner did as he was asked. Boudreaux looked at the body’s backside and said confidently “Nope, that’s not Pierre.”
A little while later, Thibodeaux came in. The coroner pulled the body back out, Thibodeaux looked it over and said “ Flip the body over, would you?” So once again, the body was flipped over. Thibodeaux looks it over and says “Nah, that’s not Pierre.”
The coroner was too curious at that point and asked “How can you know it’s not him from looking at him from behind?”
“It’s easy,” Thibodeaux replied “old Pierre got two anuses.”
The coroner was floored. “Two anuses? How did you know?!” He exclaimed.
“I guess everyone knew.” Thibodeaux said, thinking. “Because every time me, him and Boudreaux would go into town, people would say ‘There’s Pierre with them two ass holes!”
