Via their ambassador

You sit quietly with them, speak gently and bring snacks. They love snacks.

food talks.

Just say hi to them 😌

Tell them you know Rocky!

I would not try hugging them.

With food - always works with any animal - except a cat of course.

You say look guys, I know what it's like to raid people's cupboards for scraps of food but that shit's dead end. What you want to do is get into crypto. The new wang coin is trading at 14 noodlecubes to the dollar. If you get in early you could have your own cupboard this time next year 👏

Email them 🤓

Give them food?

Bag a snacks should do the trick. 🦝

With food, duh.

A raccoon threw a can at me once.
I didn’t wanna be his friend. 🤨

Send nudes

You save them from a space prison

be open, don't mask it

Learn their language

Gently sing the Rocky Raccoon song to them

raccoons love cat and dog food, any kind of junk food,

Choose the ones that aren`t carrying rabies.

Make racoon sounds?

You say .

Hi trash panda I'm your friend and then they maul you

Not with poison ☠ I know this now ☹

Offer up a garbage can in a religious sacrificial ceremony..