How should I convince every cat that I'm their friend?

I don't like hoomans anymore they hurt me.

Those fur babies are the best

You could always cover yourself in catnip

a can of tuna fish

You can't. There are too many cats in the world.

Put ur butt in the air and arch your back, cause im that cat you wanna be friends with :)

Look at them and blink really slow (Once) and look away. .. They'll come running.

sometimes i opt for kissy sounds 😗

I rub my fingers together so it makes a rubbing noise.
Weird, but our blind cat like that.

The slow close eyes, hold, and then slowly open them trick

It's hard to buy that many cat treats.

I just walk down the street and cats come to me. I've also been told by a once friend, when I walked into the apartment he was house sitting, this is the meanest cat and the cat just ran up to me and started rubbing my leg? I just petted the cat without knowing any of this.

So I have no advice other than trying being me?

Bath. Kitties love baths 🛁

Keep lots of temptations in you pocket

gotta use the mind ray

Do nothing. They know

Dreamies

I just sniff their butts