How should I convince every cat that I'm their friend?

I don't like hoomans anymore they hurt me.

Those fur babies are the best

a can of tuna fish

You can't. There are too many cats in the world.

You could always cover yourself in catnip

Look at them and blink really slow (Once) and look away. .. They'll come running.

sometimes i opt for kissy sounds 😗

It's hard to buy that many cat treats.

I just walk down the street and cats come to me. I've also been told by a once friend, when I walked into the apartment he was house sitting, this is the meanest cat and the cat just ran up to me and started rubbing my leg? I just petted the cat without knowing any of this.

So I have no advice other than trying being me?

I rub my fingers together so it makes a rubbing noise.
Weird, but our blind cat like that.

Bath. Kitties love baths 🛁

The slow close eyes, hold, and then slowly open them trick

Do nothing. They know

gotta use the mind ray

Dreamies

Keep lots of temptations in you pocket

Put ur butt in the air and arch your back, cause im that cat you wanna be friends with :)

I just sniff their butts