I woke up this morning upside down in bed

@OnePatheticClown I guess I’m getting some exercise

@OnePatheticClown I always wanted to be able to do that when I was a kid, but I never was able to learn.

@itsok yes, this was when I was a teenager.. luckily the house had one floor.

@Mooed78 that sounds like it would be scary. Were you sleep walking? Do you have a history of sleep walking?

@itsok yes I used to sleep walk, I don’t anymore. After going to therapy for ptsd it cured the sleep walking too.

@Spectra what a sexy abduction

@itsok Someone give this lady a massage 🤣🤣

@Matt85 It was more of a possession than an abduction lmao but yea true

@Matt85 yes. I truly have no idea how or when it happened and it’s never happened before

@itsok Well the first thing I'd do is call the secret services.

@Matt85 do you have their number?

@itsok I'm running out of excuses

Um, your knowledge of the male reproductive system was too much. It's scary

@deadgerbil the excuses hurt more than the truth

@itsok

@RosaMarie nice

@Classified I am more than 13 times their combined weight

@itsok This only makes it more plausible 😌

@SW-User yeah, maybe so

@itsok wild, at least you stayed in bed

@Majorlatency I’m severely anemic

@itsok During the day what little iron is in your blood due its weight settles in your feet.

At night your feet are being pulled due north.

To counteract this you need to sleep with one of those deep sea diving helmets on..

@itsok Okay, that is good ana safe way to wake up. I was concerned when I read your post, but I am not now knowing you sleep with your dogs on your bed. I bet you got caught up in the dogs moving around and so you moved around to the foot of the bed yourself. That makes sense to me.

I could not do that with my Rottweiler's because they are too large and when I moved it would be play time to them.

@WillaKissing I really don’t know. They’re very small, but it was storming last night and one is scared of storms. I wonder if I moved around so she wouldn’t be facing the windows

@itsok That maybe the reason, but I bet you both just reacted to the storm while sleeping and moved to where you woke up at. Storms affect humans and their pets differently..

@NerdyPotato does it? I don’t think it’s happened to me before 😂

@itsok it happens from time to time to me. Sometimes every night for a week, at which point I just turn my pillows and blanket and go to sleep that way in the first place. That usually stops it.

@NerdyPotato sir, I think you’re being abducted

@SW-User the house seems to be facing the same way. Unless everything flipped except for me. Which does make sense, I hate change. And I never get the memo

@itsok Maybe you were just trying to sniff your own butt in the night 🤔

@SW-User I do that before I sleep

@Degbeme are we that agile?

@basilfawlty89 I’ll make sure to not wear pants to bed 😌

@itsok did I mention I used to read The Satanic Bible? 😏

@basilfawlty89 lol I have the Satanic Bible & I used to put it up on display with my family's Christmas decorations 😂 they always took it down & I'd put it back up somewhere else

@iamonfire696 I don’t think I remember any dreams from last night. I usually do

@MartinTheFirst once I’m the 9 I’m not the 6 anymore

@itsok How do you know if you were asleep?

@MartinTheFirst you’re right..