Do you floss? 🦷

Only when preparing for a human sacrifice in the off chance I get a taste of the flesh. Don't wanna ruin the taste with previous meals stuck between my teeth.

Yes, every day. I do whatever my pretty dental hygienist tells me to do. In fact, I saw her today.

Mostly

I brush and floss 4 times a day.

Yes and I do have a redheaded dentist.

You're supposed to floss? I only have the one tooth.

Rarely! I hate the sensation! I use a water pick

Yes, toothpaste and mouthwash as well

I tried but it doesn’t work