Threesomes only exist in porn right ? That’s like sharing a personal pizza with 2 other people !

@ninalanyon you know my posts are meant to be jokes right ? 🙄

@SW-User Putting something out in public is like waving goodbye to your child as they grow up and leave home; you can't expect the rest of the world to see them as you do. Some of us will take what you write at face value, others will regard it as a joke. Sometimes this will coincide with your own opinion.

Looking at the responses it seems that those of us taking it at face value are in the majority. Also sometimes it can be interesting to treat a joke as serious in order to inform the rest of the world rather than to actually respond to the author. That is we take it seriously just in case others do and try to get our opinion out there quickly before the joke becomes a 'fact' in some poorly informed mind.

As @thatbuggerpaul said: I'm thinking way too hard about this. :-)

@SW-User not enough pizza

@SW-User I can deliver

1-800-everybody gets some 30 minutes to an hour, no delivery fee.

@JustGoneNow

@SW-User ikr? Was crazy. lol

@SW-User 🖤🖤🖤

@Pretzel well that’s called DP

@SW-User By your reckoning that could be one whole minute of delirious joy unless of course they both started at the same time ......oh bugger I'm thinking way too hard about this

@Boleuskas oh plz 🙄.. fuck out of here with that

@SW-User fucking off 😉

@novaguy2u that’s not the point 🙄

@SW-User Probably because I'm not keen on pizza.

@DearAmbellina2113 That's not a threesome then, not when one is a spectator and not a participant. I guess he's an ex now.

@novaguy2u definitely

@OogieBoogie frozen 😂