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Threesomes only exist in porn right ? That’s like sharing a personal pizza with 2 other people !

If a guy can only last 20/30 seconds at the most am I supposed to put a timer on for 15 seconds for the both of us ..id be like hey she got more pizza that’s not fair!! 😡

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exexec · 61-69, C

I never had a threesome opportunity. My wife had offers, but turned them down.

SW-User

Not really

Boleuskas · M

You have been with wrong guys lol, I mean 30 sec??? And threesomes can be a lot of fun

SW-User

@Boleuskas oh plz 🙄.. fuck out of here with that

Boleuskas · M

@SW-User fucking off 😉

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

You really have to improve the quality of your dating pool.

DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

Nope.

My former bff had a threesome with her bf and a mutual friend of theirs, and it ended up being the worst night of her life, because he spent the whole night fking her friend and not her.

novaguy2u · 70-79, M

@DearAmbellina2113 That's not a threesome then, not when one is a spectator and not a participant. I guess he's an ex now.

DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

@novaguy2u definitely

ninalanyon · 61-69, T

20 to 30 seconds? I suppose some are that quick but, no most of us last rather longer than that. And it is possible to use other parts of the male anatomy to satisfy a woman as I'm sure you know.

SW-User

@ninalanyon you know my posts are meant to be jokes right ? 🙄

ninalanyon · 61-69, T

@SW-User Putting something out in public is like waving goodbye to your child as they grow up and leave home; you can't expect the rest of the world to see them as you do. Some of us will take what you write at face value, others will regard it as a joke. Sometimes this will coincide with your own opinion.

Looking at the responses it seems that those of us taking it at face value are in the majority. Also sometimes it can be interesting to treat a joke as serious in order to inform the rest of the world rather than to actually respond to the author. That is we take it seriously just in case others do and try to get our opinion out there quickly before the joke becomes a 'fact' in some poorly informed mind.

As @thatbuggerpaul said: I'm thinking way too hard about this. :-)

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M

Pizza! I was looking in the wrong aisle.
Actually, I'm not even in the right store. All they had here was leftover doughnut holes. Too late now.

DarkHeaven ·

They exist, but the maybe half a dozen times I had… was not really a fan. Might feel different if it had been FFF instead of MFF, but it was back when I thought I was Bi.

Rolexeo · 26-30, M

SW-User

Most can't even handle one of us. Shhh youll confuse them more. ...

DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User 🖤🖤🖤

DarkHeaven ·

They apparently exist on gifs on this site.

SW-User

@DarkHeaven

DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User ikr? Was crazy. lol

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

No, threesomes are not limited to pornographic films....I have been in several of tbem.

SW-User

Plenty of pizza to go around.

SW-User

@SW-User not enough pizza

SW-User

@SW-User I can deliver

SW-User

1-800-everybody gets some 30 minutes to an hour, no delivery fee.

Cosmicmicrowave · 18-21, M

just make sure no sex is involved I came for pizza not sex

Pretzel · 61-69, M

well maybe two guys to please you?

SW-User

@Pretzel well that’s called DP

thatbuggerpaul · 100+, M

@SW-User By your reckoning that could be one whole minute of delirious joy unless of course they both started at the same time ......oh bugger I'm thinking way too hard about this