Which pizza would you rather have?

Neither of them look like pizza to me. They look like diabetes on a plate

If those are my only options I will pass

I'd pass actually

I'll take any kind. There's hardly anything too outrageous for my taste when it comes to pizza.

As Father Flanagan said, there's no such thing as a bad boy, so say I - there's no such thing as bad pizza. If it wouldn't kill me so quickly I'd eat nothing but pizza.

I'm looking forward to getting my eyes checked.
First read through I could have sworn that said
Sausage gray eggs and cheddar cheese.
Yeah, no thank you.

Sausage gravy eggs and cheddar cheese, yes please.
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I've never had either one but the second I would give a try!

Neither would be my first or 100th choice

Sausage gravy and egg pizza for breakfast please.

Hard pass on both.

Even if stoned

I hate hotdogs and sausage

I’d pass on both of those.

Ill take pepperoni.

Depends what I feel like

Yes please

The egg one.

Pass

@Elessar

It’s not pizza as I understand it, but I might give it a try for the novelty.

Your username describes these types of pizza. Some end of the world shit

This is the most midwest shit I have ever seen.