You are now banned from your local McDonalds. What would be the reason for it ?

A customer was rude so I gave them a McKnucle Sandwich.

I went around telling the other customers what's really in the food.

I went into the ladies room and tried to use the air dryer on the wall to dry my hands, but it caught on fire!!!! BIG flames and sparks up to the ceiling! The ladies room can't be used again in the near future!

I tried to explain that it was not I who put the aerosol spray can up inside the nozzle with a good bit of lighter fluid, but no one believed me!!!

😰😰😰

I complained that they have no orient dressing or hot melted cheddar.

I showed them my rash after eating a big mac. So gross

{@nimbus] 🤔because i told them my shit would taste better than there food .😆talking about crap nimby who is this jim ratshit that is buying united then

I jumped over the counter and ate all the muffins and pastries then puked all over the register and hobbled my way out shaking a stick at people.

told them I really knew what their special sauce was made of

I sat there and had Door Dash deliver food for me from Burger King.

Stealing happy meal toys from children.

Bringing red wine.

I asked for a meal that wasnt made of cardboard . They werent amused .

I threw the shit back at them.i wont eat that garbage

I may have had one too many pints.....

Making silly faces to the kid on the fries

I got stuck in the play structure somehow.

I keep ordering a whopper

[b]showing them how real barbecue burgers are made and cooked..,[/b]

Refusing to go there for over 35 years.

Bringing real food from home while nursing one coffee for hours.

Seen Ronald & i said Joe Biden is a clown too and Ronald called the cops and charged me with insulting him.
Fuck Joe Biden

I'd love to hear some! Then I'll have an excuse not to bring my 8-year-old there

How is that possible I never shop there 🧐

Approaching random people and telling them they look like regulars

I cooked my own food at home and would bring it there so I could use there free wifi. And many got mad as to why they could not get food like I had 😋 and complained