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Wouldn’t an apple be better

BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
Someone commented with the hug emoji 🙄

I guess the rizz does have its appeal .
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@BobbyMoeven
Ofc 🙄
ImNotHungry · 36-40, M
So many layers to this. . .
I"m tearing up over here *continues mincing*
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@BrandNewMan
Stop mincing! 🙄
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
It made me cry
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil
Just don't smell like an onion.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
lol, original
itsok · 31-35, F
what would it mean if this would work on me
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@itsok onion sexual
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
@itsok

I am going to return to this comment later , as I believe @deadgerbil won't be able to resist ..


Punches · 46-50, F
My whole life is about the onion rizz, whatever that is.
simjks4 · 22-25, M
Have you ever heard of my rizz
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@simjks4
😐
simjks4 · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle this standing ovation is oddly quiet
Cause onions do that ya know..
@mindstruggle still true though 😘🥰
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle 🤣 what the hell
WateryLasagna · 56-60, M
and uh, what's a razz?
Reject · 26-30, M
This is like… that 7th century BC rizz when trade bartering was prevalent.
Reject · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle
*Dons a tunic, breeches, and linen coif*
“Fair maiden, your beauty doth outshine the morning sun and thy taste in my burlap sack of onions hail your keen eyes for the resourceful such as I.” 🏰🧝
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Reject
🥹🥹🥹
Reject · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle Even while stricken with tears thou art the onion of my eye.
🧅 👁 💦 🤗
MethDozer · M
Never heard of onion rizz but some exotic ramen from the far orient comes with packets of onion jizz
MethDozer · M
@mindstruggle Paldo makes a good ramen too.

I can be be you're white lover
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@MethDozer
Now I'm getting up to have some noodles. 😭


Brother, not a lover 😒
MethDozer · M
@mindstruggle that's my only offer😤
empanadas · 31-35, M
The word rizz is aweful. It sounds like a sexual assault
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@empanadas
Be like him, homie!
Punches · 46-50, F
@empanadas Looks like he goes to McDonalds too often.
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