Have you heard of the onion rizz???

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Reject · 26-30, M

This is like… that 7th century BC rizz when trade bartering was prevalent.

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@Reject
This would work on me. 😭

Reject · 26-30, M

@mindstruggle
*Dons a tunic, breeches, and linen coif*
“Fair maiden, your beauty doth outshine the morning sun and thy taste in my burlap sack of onions hail your keen eyes for the resourceful such as I.” 🏰🧝

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@Reject
🥹🥹🥹

Reject · 26-30, M

@mindstruggle Even while stricken with tears thou art the onion of my eye.
🧅 👁 💦 🤗