Have you heard of the onion rizz???

@BobbyMoeven
Ofc 🙄

@BrandNewMan
Stop mincing! 🙄

@mindstruggle noted

@deadgerbil
Just don't smell like an onion.

@itsok onion sexual

@itsok

I am going to return to this comment later , as I believe @deadgerbil won't be able to resist ..


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@simjks4
😐

@mindstruggle this standing ovation is oddly quiet

@mindstruggle still true though 😘🥰

@Bexsy

@mindstruggle 🤣 what the hell

@mindstruggle
*Dons a tunic, breeches, and linen coif*
“Fair maiden, your beauty doth outshine the morning sun and thy taste in my burlap sack of onions hail your keen eyes for the resourceful such as I.” 🏰🧝

@Reject
🥹🥹🥹

@mindstruggle Even while stricken with tears thou art the onion of my eye.
🧅 👁 💦 🤗

@mindstruggle Paldo makes a good ramen too.

I can be be you're white lover

@MethDozer
Now I'm getting up to have some noodles. 😭


Brother, not a lover 😒

@mindstruggle that's my only offer😤

@empanadas
Be like him, homie!

@empanadas Looks like he goes to McDonalds too often.