Okay so hear me out yet againIf a crocodile takes your kid and says “I’ll only return it if and only if you guess correctly what I’m going to do next” what would you say? Technically if you said “you’re going to return my kid” and it’s correct then you’d get the kid back. But... See More »
Guys hear me out could you imagineworking as a teacher right after graduating then dropping it at 22 to get married and have a baby with a brick maker. Fast forward and your son kills your husband because he thought he was a burglar so now you have no husband, your son is being... See More »
Have you ever thought about how many body pillows have you on itI mean it’s a low chance but they’re out there somewhere
I hate going to restaurants in English speaking countriesBecause not only do I have to order for myself but 6 other people and its so 🤕 and my brain cannot handle all the translating
If you’re curious as to how I’m spending my SaturdayJust know there’s like 820km left and I’m gonna be in the air for another 2 hours 💞
Happy Valentine’s Day everyoneOn a side note fruit roll ups are absolutely diabolical and I want no part in whatever that was 😟
I’ll be having a good day and thenI remember that at some point in the next 7 years I’ll have to drop off the face of the earth for 2 years with a buzzcut
Did you see how i stayed calm and classy after my friend turned the garbage disposal on with my breakfast right next to itVery demure
Do you guys actually log out of sw when you’re done scrolling for the dayPeople actually do that…? That’s possible…?
