So what’s your excuse this time? 🙄

Cute new pup ate it ..



There's no way you can condemn me after looking into those eyes ..

I was sleeping

I couldn't find my ID card today

Age.

No excuse 😳

I was late because I helped push a whale back into the water.

Because I don' wanna. 🫩🫩🫩

i burped and i panicked

I don't need excuses 🧐

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high-igh...

I was drunk (and high)....again. 😔

It's not my job. 🙂‍↔

I wanted a sugary breakfast treat DIABEETIS

It was supposed to rain.

Same as always: the dog did it.

🤔

listen, I only eat jerk chicken so that they don’t have to kill the nice ones