What is the worst name someone can possibly give their baby

Years ago, someone from Japan told me the following.

Some people in Japan would have a horoscope done for their newborn baby (this would be a very different system from the one people use in the West.) If the horoscope predicted a life with bad luck, the parents would give the child a terrible name in the hope that this would "use up" the bad luck and the rest of the kid's life would be happy. So there were adults in Japan walking around with names like Ugly Face.

I imagine this is not so true nowadays, but who knows.

My mom said she encountered someone named Shithead (pronounced SHE tah heed).

My mom also told me that when she was growing up she knew a pair of Downs Syndrome twins whose names were Hub and Hub (rhymes with cube and cub respectively, but spelled the same way in spite of the different pronunciations).

One of my friends in high school told me there was a set of twins at one of the local elementary schools named Lemonjello and Orangejello.

Phelony

There was one I heard about where the family named the baby Meconium, because the Labor and Delivery staff kept yelling that at her delivery.

I remember comedian Ralphie May named his daughter April June May, and his son August May. Also actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu Morrow.

I worked in a NICU for many years, and I’ve seen some doozies !

Barack

Here's one - how come in school when a student had an embarrassing name, the teach would really emphasize it during role call?

Banana

Wayne Kerr

Punchme

Vagina

Latreen. (true story)

Seneca apparently. My wife wouldn't even let me call my kitten that

@bananaslamma 🤔surnames can be as bad as christian names there was a german who played in the national football team a few years back now called stefan kuntz lol 😆

"Adolf" perhaps, if it's a boy?

I used to know this black man named "Aryan".

Elon enters the chat

Admittedly, this isn't one name; anything which is an aristocratic title or military rank.

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@bananaslamma 🤔if your surnames is daws christening your boy jack or if you have the surname pye calling your daughter maggie

Idk there are some terrible ones out there tho 😅

Any first name that begins with 'R' combined with the surname of Sitch, Sole or Swipe.

I know someone named Aanal... Not sure why someone would name their son that.

Phebow

Who, What, Idontknow, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, Idontgiveadamn

Elon, Adolph or any brand name like Adidas.

Dingus

Fattyus.

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Agatha

Bob

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