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WanderlustCat · 41-45, M
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
@WanderlustCat a woman brings another man to bed while her husband is asleep next to her. The other man doesn't think it's a good idea but the woman assures him that her husband is an extremely sound sleeper. To prove it's safe, she plucks a hair out of her husband's hairy ass and her husband just kept sleeping.
They knock one out and get all rested and get the idea to do it again, so once again, she plucks a hair out of husbands ass to make sure he's still sound asleep before they continue and he is so they do.
The same cycle continues about 3 or 4 times until the last time. When the woman reaches over to pluck another hair. This time the husband stops her and says, look, i really don't care about you two fucking each others brains out all night while I'm sleeping right beside you. But do you have to use my ass as a scoreboard?
They knock one out and get all rested and get the idea to do it again, so once again, she plucks a hair out of husbands ass to make sure he's still sound asleep before they continue and he is so they do.
The same cycle continues about 3 or 4 times until the last time. When the woman reaches over to pluck another hair. This time the husband stops her and says, look, i really don't care about you two fucking each others brains out all night while I'm sleeping right beside you. But do you have to use my ass as a scoreboard?
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Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
When she comes home from work outside of her regular time, she's glowing and she heads straight for the shower and when you take a shower later, you can smell the shit musk cologne the creep who fucked your wife wears so he won't be hard to identify at the company xmas party
When you're together driving off the beaten path and she knows the latest sights and trafgic patterns, like she's still on her beaten path.
When she keeps her phone locked and gets nervous when you pick it up, or she won't let you see her screen when shes using it
When your baby is born and it grows up looking like the UPS guy. ..and the other one looks like her boss, ...one looks like the soccer coach of the UPS kid.
She calls out the beginning of someone else's name then changes it to your name during sex.
You haven't gone on vacation yet she has no vacation days accrued..
When you're together driving off the beaten path and she knows the latest sights and trafgic patterns, like she's still on her beaten path.
When she keeps her phone locked and gets nervous when you pick it up, or she won't let you see her screen when shes using it
When your baby is born and it grows up looking like the UPS guy. ..and the other one looks like her boss, ...one looks like the soccer coach of the UPS kid.
She calls out the beginning of someone else's name then changes it to your name during sex.
You haven't gone on vacation yet she has no vacation days accrued..
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PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
1) secretive about their phone
2) unaccounted for milage on the car
3) starting to spend extra money on clothes or appearance
4) jealous and suspicious of what you are doing
5) violence and then giving you gifts to make up for it.
6) there's something wrong and you 'know it in your knower'
2) unaccounted for milage on the car
3) starting to spend extra money on clothes or appearance
4) jealous and suspicious of what you are doing
5) violence and then giving you gifts to make up for it.
6) there's something wrong and you 'know it in your knower'
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Royricky09 yeah that's the thing about cheats, the judge their partner on their own standards so they start getting all accusational
@PatientlyWaiting25 it's not a relationship then... In my opinion
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Royricky09 I agree.trust is a building block for love. Without it you have nothing
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Nimbus · M
@GuyWithOpinions Yea, plainly obvious then!
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LadyBronte · 61-69, F
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
There's no such indication....
But people mostly claim they knew it later... 🤣
But people mostly claim they knew it later... 🤣