How can you tell if your neighbour is a Vampire ?

Wow!!!! Google has an ANSWER for this! 🤣🤣🤣

"I’m going to let you in on a little secret: One of the surest ways to know you’re living next to a Vampire is by the absence of all animal life. Take a moment to pay close attention and if you find no sign of living creatures within a quarter mile radius, be worried. And then move."

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Hmm good question. Staying to view the responses. 👍🏾

@Nimbus 🤔during the cricket season he has a white coat on the line 😮oh sorry nimby that is umpire lol 😆

If they can take a steak to the heart and survive?

Check your mirrors.

You are changing your pad and they ask, "Are you going to eat that?"

These days, he sparkles, counts, or eats chocolate cereal. 😄

You pop around and they serve you stake and chips.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 fangs are a dead giveaway

They constantly drink bloody marys