If I give that 90 year old man a lapdance you guys think he would include me in his will?

He should leave you a good tip. 😆

Hey it worked for Anna Nicole Smith, why not you?

Better get him to do that before you give him a lapdance.

See how his codicil looks

Well, it worked for Anna Nicole Smith (RIP)

Make sure the stick shift works first!

Maybe. But make sure there’s enough in his will to make it worth your while lol

I actually asked a lawyer if I could name a stripper in my living trust because I have nobody else to leave my assets to. He laughed and I still don't have the living trust set up 🤔

Unless he did it for one of the hundred or so other women

Sure, sure, yeah that is how it works. Look at all the Hollywood old farts married to young women, yeah I am sure that is how it works.

So that being said I am 61 years old wanna earn some long-term money! LOL

Not all old men are rich

some 99 year old guy used to sexually harass me at work 🙄😒

He might. Only one way to know. I'll be the last to judge you for it. But don't forget me on your way to the notary 💋

I don't think it even works by then

By the time they get to 90 their family have put them in an old folks home and taken all their money already.
If he dies from the lapdance is that manslaughter?
Hmm.. I think I could use that in a story. :)

Think of it this way, you prob would have a 0% chance of being included if you didn't. XD

He might die on the spot too of a heart attack

Yup.
Won't remember why though

I dunno. would you like some practice? sounds like you're jumping in the deep end.

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Probably all you'd get is a walking cane and a set of used false teeth.