If you had to defeat an exact copy of yourself in a fight, how would you do it?

I would take a nap and let the other me handle it. No point in both of me getting hurt.

An exact copy of me would detest violence as much as I do. We would not fight.

We'd both get distracted by our procrastination habits and forget what we were fighting about, then we both realize we were hungry instead and get something to eat, and probably be okay with gay sex to give in to our primal urges for food and sex, just this one time, and we'd make up over what ever started our quarrel, very bonobo-esq

Nice try

We would join ranks and surprise my husband...with a twofer!

I love myself too much for that

I would lie down in bed. BOTH of us hate fighting...🤣🤣🤣

I’d buy myself off.
I’m pretty cheap. 😁

Like I'd tell you that

Easy, hurt myself in all the places I know hurts to myself. I struggle on how some long term users think they have nothing in their basement wanting out.

by sending her to my Ex-trainer

I'm not giving anyone ideas.

I would offer a draw and shake on it.

The other me would probably knock me out!

Cheat.

See Dwight in The Office for advice and demonstration.

We wouldn't fight we are lazy

WHO ASKED THIS?!

Target my sciatica and make it give up

Tell him her would make you the personal secretary to MR DUMP..

Oh, that's easy. I would provoke myself into a blind rage.

Titty twister and a headlock

Wtf

Use a random number generator to decide which arm to punch with. Odds for left evens for right

Strike while the copy is asleep

Aim for the knees