Many. One time, the first time I did a speech to a audience that paid to be there as part of my internship I talked about law and drone regulation.

My other two speakers before talked about movie making and the other about geological surveying mud volcanoes. Drone law stood no chance to garner that kind of interest.

So I made it about what to do if you saw drones spying on you outside your house, drones dropping from the sky on people and drones going into airplane motors. Then the laws around those.

That got em interested enough to make em quite happy.

When my tics and outbursts were really bad one evening and someone called the police on me.

Back in 1972,being inside a car that stalled in a safari park,with lions pacing around outside it.

I mistook a tube of glue for a tube of KY

don't ask

Reaching for a fishing lure hung on a limb and noticing a huge cottonmouth (venomous snake) six inches beneath my arm, staring at me.

Dealing with fluid glue as a kid

Running into my Principal while I was at work

Had most of my school uniform removed in the park by some school bullies. Had to walk half a mile back home in my underwear.

I got sucked under a waterfall once when I was a kid.
The thought that went through my mind at the time, Moms gonna kill me if I actually drown.

Had a few rather overwhelming bukkakes over the years

At a scout jamboree I went through an obstacle course and got covered head to toe in mud that smelled like urinal cakes

high-school (ages 13-16): got back-stabbed by all of my friends, troubled home-life, bullied at school by some immigrants, terrible grades and a lack of hope for the future

Treacle spill