What's the stickiest situation you've been in?

When my tics and outbursts were really bad one evening and someone called the police on me.

I mistook a tube of glue for a tube of KY

don't ask

Back in 1972,being inside a car that stalled in a safari park,with lions pacing around outside it.

Dealing with fluid glue as a kid

Running into my Principal while I was at work

Had most of my school uniform removed in the park by some school bullies. Had to walk half a mile back home in my underwear.

Never drop a coke and then open it up right away. The things we learn at an early age.

I got sucked under a waterfall once when I was a kid.
The thought that went through my mind at the time, Moms gonna kill me if I actually drown.

Had a few rather overwhelming bukkakes over the years

At a scout jamboree I went through an obstacle course and got covered head to toe in mud that smelled like urinal cakes

high-school (ages 13-16): got back-stabbed by all of my friends, troubled home-life, bullied at school by some immigrants, terrible grades and a lack of hope for the future

Treacle spill