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My friend farted loudly as soon as we stepped outside the doors of a restaurant and we both got stared at.

We are both grown adults.

We ate at a fairly nice restaurant and as soon as we stepped outside the door, he farted loudly and started fanning his ass and laughing. I was a few steps ahead of him and already on the other side of the vehicle, so I didn't see it and heard a noise but wasn't sure what it was, but then when he caught up to the vehicle, I noticed someone glaring at us. It was then my friend told me what happened.

It was pretty embarrassing but we left. What would you think if you were me? Would you find this disrespectful and want to have a talk about manners, would you laugh it off, or would you just leave in embarrassment? I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of afraid something like this will happen again when someone I know happens to be there.
WillaKissing · 56-60
I have no idea how close of a friend he is to you or the type of relationship you have, but I can definitely say if he did it once without thinking and laughing over it. Then he will definitely do it again and think it is even funnier the next time.
CestManan · 46-50, F
Was it loud and crackly?

EDIT - Well it was kind of rude that your friend didn't even ask someone to pull his/her finger.
PunkRockSuperStar · 56-60, M
Farting is a completely natural bodily function. I don't know why people think it's such a big deal. If we didn't do it, we would explode with a very loud bang and make a terrible mess!

https://youtu.be/H8mOkgSC4oM?si=C-MvD0pUr_-v2I-w
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FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
Thought someone farted inside our local grocery store but it's been weeks now and it STILL smells!
@FloorGenAdm That's indicative of bad fish in the meat department, let them know.
PunkRockSuperStar · 56-60, M
@FloorGenAdm One of my local supermarkets stinks too. I think it's probably milk that's leaked beneath a cabinet and gone sour. Not a very customer-friendly smell, I'd say!
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
@NativePortlander1970 How could they NOT know? 👃
SW-User
I would tell him how gross it is and double down about how low class it is but still be willing to laugh about it. Funny but yeah wouldn’t want that as usual behavior
SW-User
@SkeetSkeet I heard this post put hair on his chest and an extra hair on his testicle
deadgerbil · 22-25
@SW-User just the one testicle, not both
SW-User
@deadgerbil just one
Keeper · M
Better wear a diaper next time. Just in case..
cecile · F
you know you love it lmao
Elessar · 26-30, M
I'll summon @empanadas too
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
But did he fan his butt to be funny or did he do it to try to make the smell go away before you noticed it?
SW-User
It’s natural and can be fun when done at the right time.
For some it’s hard to control a botty burp.
Justice4All · 36-40, M
What part of Tennessee is your friend from? It's a normal bodily function. Maybe you should tell him to grow up.
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
It will be the greatest evil in history if he does it again. Wont it
onewithshoes · 22-25, F
Might have been taken as a comment on the food or the service...🤨
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
lol , I honestly can't stop laughing at this.. 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
At least it didn't happen IN the restaurant.
Thank him for the date as soon as he drops you off, then ghost, because of how humorous he thought it was. That's a boy, not a man
Justice4All · 36-40, M
@NativePortlander1970 And you think the writer of this post is a woman of refinement? Seems to me they make the perfect couple.
@Justice4All Better be careful with your needle dick, it may cause your bed mate to deflate.
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