Best remedy for bum burn after huge terd of constipation... I ate chillie. Burnt going down....

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Best remedy for bum burn after huge terd of constipation...

I ate chillie. Burnt going down. Farting like a duck on razor blades. Bum sore as a pig whistle on a bbq grill. How do i relieve pain and burn? I hate anything in or near bottoms up

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thatbuggerpaul · 100+, M

Lube your middle finger with some TCP ointment and apply gently to the affected area .............instant relief 😁

CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F

@thatbuggerpaul where do u get TCP and whats it stand for or cost?

thatbuggerpaul · 100+, M

@CloudAngel80 Sadly I have no idea what it stands for but I know my mum slapped it on everything from boils to sunburn and it worked a treat . I'm in the UK and I think we can get it at most pharmacies so if you are in Merica you could try CVS

HotPizza71 · 51-55, M Best Comment

You're in your 40s..surely going on a public platform to talk about your SHITS.
You should know how to deal with your bodily functions and it's reactions to spicy food 😜

SW-User

@HotPizza71 LOL, you are hilarious. That is a great answer

Matt85 · 36-40, M

Gosh that sounds terrible.

Teslin · M

OMG !! I hope you are feeling better soon.
I can only think of Aloe as a possible relief.

SW-User

Sounds like you might have to see a doctor

CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F

@SW-User no health insurance

SW-User

@CloudAngel80 Too bad @CloudAngel80 Hope you get to feeling better

CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F

@SW-User thank u..

kwood1 · 61-69, M

Nice similies 😳

TotesNFC · 31-35, M

Farts are great but not when they hurt, I'm sorry

pride49 · 31-35, M

Eat some milk based stuff. Milk coats the skin and can protect from hot stuff. And shit it till it's gone xD

NativePortlander1970

Aloe vera burn gel from Walmart, it's green in a small bottle in the first aid aisle, it also has menthol to help sooth the burn, you will have to lube it to sooth it, wear a pad so you wont stain your undies.

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