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You're in your 40s..surely going on a public platform to talk about your SHITS.
You should know how to deal with your bodily functions and it's reactions to spicy food 馃槣
You should know how to deal with your bodily functions and it's reactions to spicy food 馃槣
mindlessdrifter 路 M
@HotPizza71 LOL, you are hilarious. That is a great answer
Matt85 路 36-40, M
Gosh that sounds terrible.
thatbuggerpaul 路 100+, M
Lube your middle finger with some TCP ointment and apply gently to the affected area .............instant relief 馃榿
CloudAngel80 路 41-45, F
@thatbuggerpaul where do u get TCP and whats it stand for or cost?
thatbuggerpaul 路 100+, M
@CloudAngel80 Sadly I have no idea what it stands for but I know my mum slapped it on everything from boils to sunburn and it worked a treat . I'm in the UK and I think we can get it at most pharmacies so if you are in Merica you could try CVS
pride49 路 31-35, M
Eat some milk based stuff. Milk coats the skin and can protect from hot stuff. And shit it till it's gone xD
mindlessdrifter 路 M
Sounds like you might have to see a doctor
CloudAngel80 路 41-45, F
@mindlessdrifter no health insurance
mindlessdrifter 路 M
@CloudAngel80 Too bad @CloudAngel80 Hope you get to feeling better
CloudAngel80 路 41-45, F
@mindlessdrifter thank u..
Teslin 路 M
OMG !! I hope you are feeling better soon.
I can only think of Aloe as a possible relief.
I can only think of Aloe as a possible relief.
TotesNFC 路 31-35, M
Farts are great but not when they hurt, I'm sorry
kwood1 路 61-69, M
Nice similies 馃槼
Aloe vera burn gel from Walmart, it's green in a small bottle in the first aid aisle, it also has menthol to help sooth the burn, you will have to lube it to sooth it, wear a pad so you wont stain your undies.
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