Best remedy for bum burn after huge terd of constipation...

I ate chillie. Burnt going down.
Farting like a duck on razor blades.
Bum sore as a pig whistle on a bbq grill.
How do i relieve pain and burn? I hate anything in or near bottoms up

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NativePortlander1970 ·

Aloe vera burn gel from Walmart, it's green in a small bottle in the first aid aisle, it also has menthol to help sooth the burn, you will have to lube it to sooth it, wear a pad so you wont stain your undies.
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