Best remedy for bum burn after huge terd of constipation...

I ate chillie. Burnt going down.
Farting like a duck on razor blades.
Bum sore as a pig whistle on a bbq grill.
How do i relieve pain and burn? I hate anything in or near bottoms up

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thatbuggerpaul · 100+, M

Lube your middle finger with some TCP ointment and apply gently to the affected area .............instant relief 😁

CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F

@thatbuggerpaul where do u get TCP and whats it stand for or cost?

thatbuggerpaul · 100+, M

@CloudAngel80 Sadly I have no idea what it stands for but I know my mum slapped it on everything from boils to sunburn and it worked a treat . I'm in the UK and I think we can get it at most pharmacies so if you are in Merica you could try CVS