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I need your help, I'm in the midst of an emergency.

I need to borrow your car, two thousand dollars and an old driver's license. ......... I'll explain later. 😎

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SW-User

Gee.... you wanna borrow one of my wives as well there pal.... ? 🙄

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UnderLockDown · M

@AlchemyFox Another person looking for stupid reasons to be offended... let me save you the time and effort.🖕🖕

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

@UnderLockDown funny you've never been rude to me before hmmmmm

calicuz · 51-55, M

@SW-User

Actually.......... now that you mention it. 🤔

SW-User

I can give you all of that. I will need a new Birth Certificate, passport and Social security card. Will also need a plane ticket.

This is getting complicated.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@SW-User

I'll need more time to get the plane ticket.

Stillwaiting · M

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Nitedoc · 51-55, M

@Stillwaiting That has literally happened to me! All I said was "Do you know where they are or do we have to find them". I had a somewhat checkered past in my youth some people say. (Seriously, this did happen to me!)

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I wish I could help, but I haven't saved my old driver's licenses!

calicuz · 51-55, M

@DrWatson

that's ok, your passport will do.

smiler2012 · 56-60

@calicuz 🤔lol yes you thinkwe are cabbage green 😆

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

😠Wot [b] again ?[/b]

THIRD weekend in a row !!!

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Picklebobble2

I know, i'll get it right this time....................... I swear.

JustEd · 41-45, M

Got a stash of fake IDs if you need one.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@JustEd

I'll hollar. 😎

HannahSky · F

Hurry!

Mistakesmakeus · M

Take my tiny clown car, 2 thousand in monopoly bucks, and a copy of spongebobs license. Don't make a dent in the car i will absolutely murder you because fixing that is difficult af

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

If you can find my car you can have it. It will save me the effort of reporting it to the cops. You see some prick stole it back in 2001.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Thevy29

I'm sorry, I was gonna put it back..................... I swear.

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@calicuz No worries mate. My brother bought it for me for my 18th birthday for $60 and a bag of weed.

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

The car is out of registration and the battery is flat and the licence belongs to my wife and is current. But she wont ever use it again. (Like the car) Two out of three aint bad..😷

Superwoman1 · 51-55, F

Sure I'll be right over I'm not even putting panties or a dress on so I'll need to borrow those oh and shoes and gas money and I'm hungry

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Superwoman1

I need a new partner. 🙄

bookerdana · M

Take the neighbors car and license...heres two bucks for gas💰

GTA lives!

calicuz · 51-55, M

@bookerdana

2 bucks................ now I know you live in the hood.

bookerdana · M

@calicuz there was ever any doubts 😑

Venturist

I can set you up with a new identity and get you transportation out of the country.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Venturist

Great, just no boats, i get a little sea sick. 😵‍💫

Blondily · F

Sounds alright to me! But you have to let me tag along. Those are my conditions!

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calicuz · 51-55, M

@Blondily

I'm down. 😎

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

But I don’t have all of those. I live in the streets. 😟

calicuz · 51-55, M

@mindstruggle

that's ok, you can help next time.

Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F

@mindstruggle how do you charge your phone

Adogslife · 61-69, M

Sounds like a fun adventure. Weapons? 🤔

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calicuz · 51-55, M

@Adogslife

Easy there John Wick, no one said anything about weapons. 😎

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

Yeah, of course. That sounds reasonable.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@NeuroticByNature

Cool, just leave the cash under the seat.

scorpiolovedeep · 46-50, M

That is SW way of scamming lol... just kidding

calicuz · 51-55, M

@scorpiolovedeep

You can trust meeeeeee......... 😎

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

Okay but I poured some Rubbing Alcohol in my Tank. Enjoy c: lol

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

No problem. Leave the car at the airport.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Nitedoc

A true friend.

Ferric67 · M

Hop in the car, I'm taking you there

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Ferric67

Ok, but stick to the back roads.

Wiseacre · F

Doesn't add up!

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Wiseacre

it will in the end, you just have to trust me. 😇

Wiseacre · F

@calicuz ok..

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

I know what your doing and no.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@GuyWithOpinions

So judgemental. 🤔

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Nope, sounds a bit sketchy.

calicuz · 51-55, M

@cherokeepatti

I swear it's legit. 😇

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

Can I come?

calicuz · 51-55, M

@AlchemyFox

Yes, but you have to hide under a blanket in the back seat. 🤫

SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M

calicuz · 51-55, M

@SoLeRiMix

I thought you'd be my biggest supporter. 🤷‍♂️

SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M

@calicuz Where do you think I am heading to? Certainly, to get something for you. We G's don't leave any traces! Right?😇

calicuz · 51-55, M

@SoLeRiMix

That's right, they'll never know it was us. 😇

OogieBoogie · F

"I'm sorry ....do I know you ?"
*Deletes you from my phone, Facebook , and all photos *

All I can do is give you a spade and a good location in the desert 🤷

calicuz · 51-55, M

@OogieBoogie

I actually like the dessert. 🤷‍♂️

Zonuss · 41-45, M

Are you in trouble again 🙂

calicuz · 51-55, M

@Zonuss

no, just have to tie up some.................. loose ends. 😎

SW-User

You have to have it back in 3 days

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calicuz · 51-55, M

@SW-User

3 days.............. it'll take three days just to get to the corner. 🙄

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