How busy is a one legged man in a butt kicking contest?

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PatKirby · M

About as busy as a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

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SW-User

@specman one legged waitress makes anyplace an IHOP!

Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F

@PatKirby you come up with these yourself? 🤣

PatKirby · M

@Notsimilarreally

4meAndyou · F

Busier than a one armed paper hanger, for sure...😉

Pretzel · 70-79, M

about as busy as a one armed wallpaper hanger

PatKirby · M

I figure the guy on the right has a 'leg up' on the other one.

pancakeslam · 46-50, M

pretty busy I assume. one leg has to do the work of two. also he might have to get off the ground.

PatKirby · M

@pancakeslam

HumanEarth · F

So hard man. Every time I lift a leg I fall on my ass. So I learned to walk on my ass

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@HumanEarth When I was a teenager I got the brilliant idea on the spur of the moment to do a high kick in the dining room. I kicked up hard and fell on my butt. Good thing that the floor was wood and not hard tile.

HumanEarth · F

Oh, I have done lots of dumb stuff and I'm still working on perfecting them.

Like I just ran up a flight of stairs and fell, but I ended up using my face and busted up my face. Blood everywhere.

See I never learn, even at my age

smiler2012 · 61-69

@Notsimilarreally lol if he is busy he will be fat out on his back that is

Patriot96 · 56-60, C

Busier than one legged man in ass kicking contest

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