How busy is a one legged man in a butt kicking contest?

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So hard man. Every time I lift a leg I fall on my ass. So I learned to walk on my ass

@HumanEarth When I was a teenager I got the brilliant idea on the spur of the moment to do a high kick in the dining room. I kicked up hard and fell on my butt. Good thing that the floor was wood and not hard tile.

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Oh, I have done lots of dumb stuff and I'm still working on perfecting them.

Like I just ran up a flight of stairs and fell, but I ended up using my face and busted up my face. Blood everywhere.

See I never learn, even at my age