I’m pregnant

@ShepherdBard but I had it custom made for you ...notice the embroidery that says ..." touch my belly "

@chernobylplaygr0unds yea i don’t want people treating me like the pilsbury doughboy thank you very much 😒😒😒

@ShepherdBard oh come on ....

@mindstruggle I don’t have a mound shaped nose 😒

@ShepherdBard
Am I being catfished? 😥

@mindstruggle 😒😒😒

@DrScissorhands I’m not a dog 😒

@Straylight He's currently turning in his grave

@ShepherdBard Lies

@HootyTheNightOwl inappropriate 😒

@ShepherdBard You'll love being a living Buddha, though...

@Jenny1234 well let the dna tests decide that

@ShepherdBard in rare cases it's possible babies DNA won't match biological fathers.

@doucie yea but it’s a secret

@ShepherdBard no one is going to steal them 😒

@HijabaDabbaDoo pay the child support or I’ll get the courts involved 😒

@ShepherdBard I'm going to be a god mother?? That's wonderful dear

@Prettybratbi1tch 🤦

@ShepherdBard this is a happy moment so put on your happy face dear

@Zaphod42 that’s not the point 😒