I’m pregnant

@chernobylplaygr0unds oh I mean umm totally pregnant 👀

@ShepherdBard * buys you a maternity dress *

@chernobylplaygr0unds wow thanks 😒

@ShepherdBard It's very flattering on you

@chernobylplaygr0unds it’ll look great in the fire place 😒

@ShepherdBard but I had it custom made for you ...notice the embroidery that says ..." touch my belly "

@chernobylplaygr0unds yea i don’t want people treating me like the pilsbury doughboy thank you very much 😒😒😒

@ShepherdBard oh come on ....