So I got a baby chicken

Yes a real one. As a pet not food before you start talking about how much you like chicken.

The baby chick
Won’t let me talk on the phone.
It proceeds to peck my eyeballs my mouth teeth. The first time it got onto my shoulder and stared into my eyes and I thought aww we are having a moment. A bonding memory. Until it pecked me right in the eyeball. And before I got a chance to do anything it pecked my other eyeball.

So then now I try to get up and walk with the phone.
If I try to get up with the phone it then finds the nearest shelf or table etc and proceeds to fly at my face.


Then the other day there was a neighbour who came around upset and wanted to chat and it decided to just climb and sit on her head.
I couldn’t concentrate on her chat.
She didn’t seem phased but this chick was trying to nest in her hair.

And name suggestions. I can’t seem to find one that suits the interstellar missile.

So far iv had from friends
Vino
Burden (don’t ask)
Simba 🤔
Tempura
Fred