Death from above joke💀:: I finally decided to take a stand against my bossy wife

I told her, “Look, babe, I’m the man of this house. I wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow, things are gonna change!”

She said, “Okay, I’m fine with that! What did you have in mind?”

I said, “For starters, you can cook my breakfast and bring it to me. Then you can run my bath so I can relax. And guess who’s gonna help me get dressed and comb my hair?”

She said, “The undertaker.”