Death from above jokeđź’€:: I finally decided to take a stand against my bossy wife
I told her, “Look, babe, I’m the man of this house. I wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow, things are gonna change!”
She said, “Okay, I’m fine with that! What did you have in mind?”
I said, “For starters, you can cook my breakfast and bring it to me. Then you can run my bath so I can relax. And guess who’s gonna help me get dressed and comb my hair?”
She said, “The undertaker.”
She said, “Okay, I’m fine with that! What did you have in mind?”
I said, “For starters, you can cook my breakfast and bring it to me. Then you can run my bath so I can relax. And guess who’s gonna help me get dressed and comb my hair?”
She said, “The undertaker.”
