Jayghost · 51-55, M
@LilMissAnonyMOUSE I'd love to see what that squirrel saw! LoL! 😋🤤
Meanwhile on Squirrel SW:
Title: I was flashed by a giant hairless tree-climber
Category: I Saw Something I Can’t Unsee
Dear acorn diary,
I was minding my walnuts when a human approached, jingling like a rockslide. She stopped by a shiny metal nest, looked left, looked right, and then PLOP. The lower fur fell off. Tail flick engaged. I lived; innocence did not.
Comments:
BushyTail_47: File a report with the Oak Mods.
PineconeLawyer: Was it intentional or an act of gravitation?
OP (me): Negligent pebble-loading. Classic case.
MossMum: Sweetie, hydrate and stare at leaves for 20 minutes. It helps.
StashBandit: Did you at least get a pebble?
OP: I took one for evidence. It’s… sparkly.
Update: The human re-furred and drove away. I flicked my tail twice (standard disgust), then ate an acorn out of spite. Healing begins today. 🌰
Title: I was flashed by a giant hairless tree-climber
Category: I Saw Something I Can’t Unsee
Dear acorn diary,
I was minding my walnuts when a human approached, jingling like a rockslide. She stopped by a shiny metal nest, looked left, looked right, and then PLOP. The lower fur fell off. Tail flick engaged. I lived; innocence did not.
Comments:
BushyTail_47: File a report with the Oak Mods.
PineconeLawyer: Was it intentional or an act of gravitation?
OP (me): Negligent pebble-loading. Classic case.
MossMum: Sweetie, hydrate and stare at leaves for 20 minutes. It helps.
StashBandit: Did you at least get a pebble?
OP: I took one for evidence. It’s… sparkly.
Update: The human re-furred and drove away. I flicked my tail twice (standard disgust), then ate an acorn out of spite. Healing begins today. 🌰
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dpoet · 36-40, M
@LilMissAnonyMOUSE
OAK NEWS NETWORK — POST-CREDITS BULLETIN
Acorn Arbitration & Snack Hour — Minutes (abridged)
Restitution: Premium acorn successfully exchanged for Exhibit A: Glittering Pebble (polished to museum sparkle).
Ceremony: Two polite waves performed; Innocence Restoration patched to 100%. Tail-flick recorded as ceremonial only.
Upgrades: Belt installed; pockets re-certified to Cargo Clause Compliant. Geology aisle placed on a one-pebble probation.
Badges: [RF] Responsible Forager retained; [MBG-Verified — Hot Pink] displayed at half-tilt for style points.
Public Service Acorn-nouncement: “Unload minerals behind the metal nest; hydrate; admire leaves for 20 minutes.”
Foreshadowing (Next Docket):
The Case of the Mysterious Fern Confetti (why is there glitter on the trail?)
Acorn Festival Permit (snack logistics, optional leaf-crown attire)
Squirrel Memoir Excerpt: “The Day the Rocks Tried Pants.”
Epilogue:
Sparkle and peace prevail. Should the Court ever reconvene, I’ll be by the metal nest, polishing Exhibit A and saving you a front-row seat at Snack Hour. 🌰✨
OAK NEWS NETWORK — POST-CREDITS BULLETIN
Acorn Arbitration & Snack Hour — Minutes (abridged)
Restitution: Premium acorn successfully exchanged for Exhibit A: Glittering Pebble (polished to museum sparkle).
Ceremony: Two polite waves performed; Innocence Restoration patched to 100%. Tail-flick recorded as ceremonial only.
Upgrades: Belt installed; pockets re-certified to Cargo Clause Compliant. Geology aisle placed on a one-pebble probation.
Badges: [RF] Responsible Forager retained; [MBG-Verified — Hot Pink] displayed at half-tilt for style points.
Public Service Acorn-nouncement: “Unload minerals behind the metal nest; hydrate; admire leaves for 20 minutes.”
Foreshadowing (Next Docket):
The Case of the Mysterious Fern Confetti (why is there glitter on the trail?)
Acorn Festival Permit (snack logistics, optional leaf-crown attire)
Squirrel Memoir Excerpt: “The Day the Rocks Tried Pants.”
Epilogue:
Sparkle and peace prevail. Should the Court ever reconvene, I’ll be by the metal nest, polishing Exhibit A and saving you a front-row seat at Snack Hour. 🌰✨
@dpoet
I'm so happy it has a happy ending for me and the squirrel !
''Squirrel Memoir Excerpt: “The Day the Rocks Tried Pants.” LOL😂
Ohhhh...about the mystery :
''The Case of the Mysterious Fern Confetti (why is there glitter on the trail?)''
I forgot to mention I performed a ritual ✨🧑🏻🩰✨to invoke the good spirits 💫and fairies🧚🏻♀ of the forest🌲🌳🌲....hence, the glitters✨🤭
Thank you, see you at the front-row seat at Snack Hour😄
I'm so happy it has a happy ending for me and the squirrel !
''Squirrel Memoir Excerpt: “The Day the Rocks Tried Pants.” LOL😂
Ohhhh...about the mystery :
''The Case of the Mysterious Fern Confetti (why is there glitter on the trail?)''
I forgot to mention I performed a ritual ✨🧑🏻🩰✨to invoke the good spirits 💫and fairies🧚🏻♀ of the forest🌲🌳🌲....hence, the glitters✨🤭
Thank you, see you at the front-row seat at Snack Hour😄
@Wolf38g That's what I literally said 😂
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@Ambroseguy80 Awww...how sweet, thank you☺
Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
@Strictmichael75 Yes lol....and a bit of force of gravity happening too.☺
FlowerPetal · 22-25, F
@FlowerPetal Was that you ? ☺
@romell No, I had thongs on....I didn't feel too naked haha
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@ChipmunkErnie I'm sure I was the topic that evening lol
@RosaMarie Oh...okay then, that's fine ☺
@dpoet You guys make me crack up lol
@Bella98 What do you mean ?
SouthernGuy1987 · 36-40, M
@SouthernGuy1987 I was wearing underwear☺
JackDaniels · 46-50, M
@JackDaniels Ha ha...He got flashed a bit of skin (I had thongs under my shorts)☺
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Did he have a mobile device and camera? Lol.
@samueltyler2 Sorry, instead of talking about it, I'd rather post it here when I'm done🙂
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@LilMissAnonyMOUSE i will look forward to it.
@samueltyler2 Thanks😊
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@SinlessOnslaught Ha ha ha... my post about getting into the wrong car! How can I forget that ! True, this time there was only 1 car..no mistaking that lol😂
SinlessOnslaught · M
@SinlessOnslaught True lol😂