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Funny alternatives to toilet roll?

Sidewinder · 36-40, M Best Comment
Newspaper.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Any particular page?@Sidewinder
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@pennynoodles The front page. Mainly if it involves a politician's picture.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Great answer! @Sidewinder

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CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
@SmellyIckleBoy that’s weird dude
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You misunderstood. I thought it was weird that you still hadn't answered the question I asked. @SmellyIckleBoy
Smokey · 46-50, M
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@pennynoodles 😂😂
Smokey · 46-50, M
@pennynoodles now you're getting it😁
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That's an interesting one@sciguy18
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@sciguy18 I'm not sure what to think of this. Seems like the shit could hit the fan?🤔
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
lolololol@SW-User
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Fortunately, I have a dark coloured bathroom mat. 🤪@Travelbug
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Nimbus Believe it or not, it's actually true.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not just Ancient Rome......parts of Thailand are still doing that.@Sidewinder
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Sidewinder but after it was rinsed off, someone else would use it, from what I've read.
SimpleJess · 22-25, F
Prob just call up all the weirdos that dm me on this lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
oh yes......good idea@SimpleJess
Success · 26-30, F
Dung beetles
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
@Success I like this one
SW-User
Socks
Kitchen towels
Your partner's favourite sweater
The curtains
Your partner's pillow
Your partner's toothbrush

Expect a little resistance from your partner with some of these 👀
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
If he's not here, he would never know....... 💩@SW-User
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah yes, I saw that yesterday. @saragoodtimes
TexChik · F
@saragoodtimes knittin while you’re sh.....😲🤭
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
ha ha ha ha @TexChik
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Now that's recycling for you. @HoraceGreenley
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Was it a dinosaur or a hedgehog or something. I cant remember. @SW-User
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah yes. I loved that programme. @SW-User
SW-User
I'm not sure how, but somewhere along the way, someone mentioned Twinkies. 🤔
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
oo@SW-User
SW-User
Snowblower
SW-User
@pennynoodles a new model is needed
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Perhaps you could work on that in your isolation time. @SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles can't be idle! ;)
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha you'd never know if it was digested stuff or pre-digested stuff. @CaptainKirk
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@pennynoodles Well, it would just be the cob... after the corn has been eaten off of it.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That would be some kind of food recycling. @MarkPaul
hotbutnot · 41-45, M
Patriots jersey!
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I dare you @hotbutnot
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
A jet wash
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
We could all queue up for the local one. @CaptainKirk
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@CaptainKirk Detatchable showerhead has practically the same effect.
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
@Sidewinder no! Full power jet wash!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
The three seashells.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Tricky.....@Sidewinder
A tickling stick
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
How tickled I am@TheSirfurryanimalWales
MethDozer · M
Toilet brush of course

 
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