Funny alternatives to toilet roll?

Perhaps you could stick it in the dishwasher afterwards to get it clean.....@Nimbus

@pennynoodles Ewwwww! :)

@Nimbus In ancient Rome, they used a sponge on a stick and a bucket of water to rinse it off.

@Sidewinder 😯

Surprising.

@Nimbus Believe it or not, it's actually true.

Not just Ancient Rome......parts of Thailand are still doing that.@Sidewinder

@Sidewinder but after it was rinsed off, someone else would use it, from what I've read.